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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:37 am

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Guardians of the Galaxy has been recorded as the bloodies movie ever made, cheated the ratings because all the blood was green.
I sincerely doubt it has beat Braindead.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 28, 2020 4:06 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
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Guardians of the Galaxy has been recorded as the bloodies movie ever made, cheated the ratings because all the blood was green.
Should've used robots.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jul 29, 2020 8:56 am

"highest movie death rate" - a little off.
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Post by Guest » Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:47 am

By that logic, 2012 is one of the bloodiest movies ever because most of the world dies.

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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jul 29, 2020 10:09 am

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Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:47 am
By that logic, 2012 is one of the bloodiest movies ever because most of the world dies.
I've been petitioning them to do that
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Jul 29, 2020 2:24 pm

Guest wrote:
Wed Jul 29, 2020 9:47 am
By that logic, 2012 is one of the bloodiest movies ever because most of the world dies.
In that case nothing will beat The Final Storm, which ends in the universe collapsing.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 29, 2020 4:19 pm

If Warner Soys wasn't to inept to make those DC flicks, we might already have a multiverse-destroying Crisis movie.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Wed Jul 29, 2020 11:42 pm

I wrote a movie that murders the audience for watching it - hoping that gets picked up.
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Post by Guest » Thu Jul 30, 2020 12:38 am

You wrote Ultraviolet?!



Glorious bastards watched a Daniel Bernhardt movie!

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Post by veris leta facies » Fri Jul 31, 2020 9:19 pm

Pacific Rim (2013)

Oh, I have had this blue-ray at least 5 years and I finally forced myself now to watch it. You know what you get when you force yourself to watch some Guillermo del Toro/lollywood nonsense? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!!

There are some huge alien monsters named Kaijus coming through the Pacific Ocean destroying and killing everyone, and the only hope for humanity are these robotto manga mecha super duper robots Jaegers (which mean HUNTERS, this is deep), which are steered by chosen specialists in the Neon Genesis Evangelion style. In a hands of someone like Roland Emmerich or Michael Bay this might've worked, but this has none of the charm of Armageddon or Independece Day, and it takes itself way too fucking seriously considering what kind of stupid shit the plot is. In Armageddon you knew from the start that, after the early hardships, Bruce Willis and the Ass-Jaw will bond on the asteroid, Willis will accept him as his son-in-law and then he dies some heroic death before blowing up the ominous asteroid. And that's exactly what happens and you'll love every corny minute of it. Same with Independence Day, if you find yourself asking questions like "How did that bastard hack the alien ship?" you are watching it with a completely wrong mindset (and you're probably pretty boring guy altogether).

But back to Pashitic Shit, despite having 100% predictable plot, most boring cliched caricature characters and a story from a fucking kindergarten, they decided the best approach was to take it all in total seriousness. FFS, there wasn't even a fucky-fucky scene, I expected to see even a tit from that semi-hot Asian waifu. As a paying customer I expect at least some level of entertainment! No. Nothing. And the fight scenes were total BS. Jaegers just keep on sucking, they fall pathetically down one after another until at the very last desperate moment the one controlled by the protagonist realizes he has The Ultimate Weapon, The Holy Sword, with which he tears his opponent to pieces. If that sword weapon was so damn powerful, why didn't the Jaegers use just that one all the time? Doesn't make any sense to wait until everything else are gone till you use your strongest weapon. Oh well, maybe they wanted to give Kaijus a fair chance. Yup, bullshit.
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