Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Le Redditeur]

He didn't had to apologise for anything; he did it because he's an autistic pussyboi that got pushed around by a trio of bald losers.

[Guest]

[Twitter][/Twitter]

Lupa does not understand time, she lives outside of the realm of mortals. She sees years as a blink of her eyes. You think about how long it takes till your next paycheck is arrives, she oversleept the fall of the roman empire

Where's that Terminator fan fiction already, you tease?!

[TheManWithNoPlan]

What's this bitches next revelation about Doge? Melvin Brother of the Joker wasn't funny? He's losing his hair?

[MegaNigger]

Maybe a riveting multi part review of Demo Reel that nobody will watch?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Obscurus Lupa Presents: Emo Jones (featuring a cameo by Phaelous as the titular Emo Jones)

[GitGud]

Now i know whats up....all the IN's are Old Ones from different groups, that is why they are fighting this much and play games with us, while they try to desturb the other ones as much as possible. Even the allies fight each other is normal.
The Walkers are the creators of CA, a clan to unite all old ones with the prospect of new powers, but that didn't fly with the oldest beeing in the universe. She joined in an efford to destroy Clan Walker and their group. She used her powers of coruption to reel in other usefull, but much younger creatures like Link'ay and Marz'ogurl to help with her plan.
They created a powerfull new kind of necronomicon, but they failed becausr the younger ones didn't know how to write real magic books. The great Do'ught banished them all from his group and took away some of their powers, so the Outcasts are back at square one, trying to get back their lost energy. But Loopaaa was driven mad, losing more energy by the minute, her host body rotting away while only a few human followers are trying to stop her rapid rotting by chanting powerfull words on twitter, to give her back her power.
But they are only a small group and they are losing members day by day and no sacrifice of human life force can rekindle the powers of Loopaaa. ...

[Kugelfisch]

Lupa does not understand time, she lives outside of the realm of mortals. She sees years as a blink of her eyes. You think about how long it takes till your next paycheck is arrives, she oversleept the fall of the roman empire

Couldn't have said that better myself.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If you've lived long enough to see the rise and fall of the dinosaurs, you're perception of time is bound to get fucked up. A single year is but an infinitely tiny fraction of her existence, relative to the time it takes us to blink with our eyes.

[pibbs]

>boyfriend

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Calling him that once in a tweet was probably a condition for the exchange.