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Mel Gibson's new movie is meh. Kate Bosworth is looking good for an older chick, and there's a cute latina cop, but it's typical middling time wasting bullshit. Mel looks like he filmed his scenes in a day, the action sucks, the direction is so generic you'll think it's part of the MCU. It's not awful, it's just there.
Back in the 90s, DTV movies looked cheap but they were full of John Woo ripoff gunfights, random martial arts, and lead actresses who weren't too proud to get their tits out. Current Year is so bland and joyless.
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Another washed-up actor with no real energy and care. Nice.
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Mel Gibson is the new Cameron Mitchell, sitting in a chair for a paycheck.
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He isn't that far gone, although that trailer indicates that he's well on his way. Speaking of, are there any other formerly famous actors in the current year who have sunk as low as Cameron Mitchell? I'm talking a former star sitting in a chair for his entire performance. Steven Seagal seems to sit quite a lot nowadays, although he'll pull out a gun for an awkward action scene that's at the very end of the movie.
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First time I've heard of this supposed myth.
He was my immediate first thought as well. Give him a few more years and he'll get there.
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I'm sure he can still dish out some sick Aikido moves from a scootypuff. It could even lend itself to amazing chase scenes.
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Nah that’s Bruce Willis who he replaced for the film. Mel is still the greatest.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Wed Jul 08, 2020 6:03 pmMel Gibson is the new Cameron Mitchell, sitting in a chair for a paycheck.
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I got the lowest passing mark possible in that class, probably because I told him his beloved West Side Story had brown face in it and the Blacktoveen thing was a myth. It’s just another “Let’s take something great that’s existed for centuries and make it ours.” type myths.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:40 pmFirst time I've heard of this supposed myth.He was my immediate first thought as well. Give him a few more years and he'll get there.
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It's fucking retarded is what it is. It's not even remotely ambiguous. I bet the guy just made it up on the spot. People that stupid shouldn't be allowed to live.
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