Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

[Some Sick Fuck]

Unless that was yet another lie.

I doubt that. Megafats like him having super low test levels is pretty normal. But that kinda shit? He's a constant liar but he's never been a good or creative one and I can't see him being able to make that up. Who'd think of that?

No, I believe that, but him, being the sociopath and pathological liar that he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he made that "doctor thought I had a vagina" bit up. After all his retarded fantasies about being part of wild orgies or banging porn models all the time, this isn't too far out for me. His lies are usually something normal (which doesn't mean it happened to him, like the sex part) exaggerated to absurd proportions.

[Kugelfisch]

No, I believe that, but him, being the sociopath and pathological liar that he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he made that "doctor thought I had a vagina" bit up. After all his retarded fantasies about being part of wild orgies or banging porn models all the time, this isn't too far out for me. His lies are usually something normal (which doesn't mean it happened to him, like the sex part) exaggerated to absurd proportions.

Yeah, fair enough. I'm really just treating it as truth because it's funny to bring up every once in a while. If it is we will never know and I don't think it matters. Makes his post divorce tweets and streams where he talks about fucking bitches just that bit more funny. Because whatever sex shit he does with well-paid whores (arguably underpaid) sure as hell isn't involving penetrative sex with his micro cock.
I shudder to think what goes on behind those closed doors.

[Guest]

If boogie got addicted to masturbating instead of food his life would be much better.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Yeah, but this way he keeps all that raw man energy for himself.

[Kugelfisch]

If boogie got addicted to masturbating instead of food his life would be much better.

You can't get addicted to over-eating when you're in Africa and only have a slice of bread a day. Likewise, if you only have half an inch to work with...

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can his T-Rex arms even get past his mangunt?

[Kugelfisch]

Can his T-Rex arms even get past his mangunt?

That's another complication.

[GitGud]

Well, he could use a Blender to make some nice dog food smooty, fill it in a super soaker, get a nice toothles dog and then spray his genitals with the paste so the dog licks it....

[Vaporwear]

Well, he could use a Blender to make some nice dog food smooty, fill it in a super soaker, get a nice toothles dog and then spray his genitals with the paste so the dog licks it....

What would that accomplish? That man is so fat I’m sure his penis doesn’t get hard for any reason whatsoever. He’d have to swallow an entire bottle of Viagra to get that thing working again, and even then it’s doubtful.

[Kugelfisch]

His 25 pills a day to barely keep him alive would likely counter act any viagra anyway.