Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by GitGud » Thu Jun 18, 2020 4:08 pm

Damn i had some Freeze Stripped Apple Cider in Montana. Shit was sweet, and kicked like crazy. Only problem is that you get some good dose of Methanol with your ethanol, and that makes the next day a bitch to survive.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by ban » Thu Jun 18, 2020 10:10 pm

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I was kind of forced to drink in Japan due to their social pressure, but only if I didn't have to pay for it. That shochu they drank there was nasty shit, but potent.

When I was young, I decided that I wouldn't drink until I was old and shit started to suck. Well, I suppose that time is now. But I feel like I have an addictive personality and could easily see myself becoming an alcoholic.
Social drinking is gay as fuck and I hate it. I don't even drink to get wasted, I genuinly like it when it goes with food or feel like I need it(thankfully very rarely so I won't turn into an alchoholic) but that shit irks me. If someone tells me to drink at a party just because others are doing it I'll just flip the fucker off and tell him to get out of here with this burger bullshit. We don't pull that shit over here. Either make me drink because of your excellent food in your party or don't approach me with your paint thinner and pretend that drinking in parties is fun.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by pibbs » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:16 pm

Bitch, we are well aware who's the beta in your relationship
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:48 pm

Link can't be racist because he shallows nigger splooge. Unless he said the dreaded M word.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by mad bum » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:17 pm

pibbs wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:16 pm
Bitch, we are well aware who's the beta in your relationship
Nice find pibbs, linkara's twitter is trash but her's might provide some kek's
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:19 pm

Linkara's Twitter is nothing but retweets of trannies linking their GoFundMes.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by mad bum » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:20 pm

"I can't pay rent this month because our government is a bunch of capitalist pigs. Pls Gibs"
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:31 pm

Norbit: the Lewis cut.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:43 pm

pibbs wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:16 pm
>(potentially real) haters are complaining to my bf 'cause I blocked them

Truly a horror story from the darkest days of slavery.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:59 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 9:43 pm
pibbs wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 8:16 pm
>(potentially real) haters are complaining to my bf 'cause I blocked them

Truly a horror story from the darkest days of slavery.
Remember, their wedding was catered by pizza hut.

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