Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
Donald Bellisario would be proud.
Is Spoony dead yet?
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
Forgot the very end of every good QL script;
"Oh boy..."
"Oh boy..."
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
BeautifulScott Blakula wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:48 amQuantum Leap Reboot
DHI Studios
Episode 1: Obscurus Cuntus
Sam Beckett wakes up to the smell of cat pee and scented candles, his mind muddled as he tries to find his bearings. He stands ups from the ratty futon he’d been resting on, looking around the room to see an assortment of unusual curios. Shelves of VHS tapes, virtuous books on feminism and POC struggles that have never actually been read, and most unsettling of all a cork board with photos of an impish bald man and his smoking hot wife and his friends, with several plastic forks piercing their visages.
He stumbles over to the door, his eyes spotting an envelope slipped underneath the door. Upon closer examination it’s a hand written apology from a grubhub driver who lost his job over a recent complaint, his words asking for forgiveness. Sam heads to the bathroom, started when a nearby cell
phone vibrates on the coffee table. He checks the screen, making note of the dozens of twitter likes and retweets before resuming his journey to the bathroom.
After stumbling over a cat he is greeted by the acrid stench of hair dye, the bathroom counter a mess of hideous cosmetics. Triggered by a stomping upstairs, he shudders a moment before regaining his composure, finally braving a look into the mirror. He sees a haggard woman with clown makeup and frazzled hair staring back, her lifeless eyes threatening to consume his soul. He heard the sudden popping of fireworks and cringes, feeling the urge to call the police when speakers from a house across the street begin blasting music. Upon realizing the horrible truth, Sam looks back at the hideous creature in the mirror and mutters one somber sentence.
“I’m a Karen?”
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
10/10.
She's turning into Spoony, and it's glorious.AyatollahOfRocknRollah wrote: ↑Tue Jun 30, 2020 12:43 amI'm convinced she's beyond saving, bitch's brain is melting, I guarantee it, she's terminally online.
-Her "job"? Computer
-Her entertainment? Computer
-Her social life? Computer
-Her "love life"? Computer
Maybe she does have it, but apparently she prefers to whine about Doge and Brad instead of her own health issues.I'm shocked she's not as vitamin D deficient as Sarah Wilson, or if she is, she's at least marginally smarter in that she doesn't tweet medical proof of what a sad hikikomori she is.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
I made a thing...
Oh boy!
Oh boy!
Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
Did anyone ask her why she doesn't move out of her apartment and move in with her Cucknadian boyfriend?
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread
$100 McDoubles says she responds "What boy friend??"Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:03 amDid anyone ask her why she doesn't move out of her apartment and move in with her Cucknadian boyfriend?
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