Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:59 am

Donald Bellisario would be proud.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by CIANigger » Tue Jun 30, 2020 6:33 am

Forgot the very end of every good QL script;

"Oh boy..."
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by TheManWithNoPlan » Tue Jun 30, 2020 10:56 am

CIANigger wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 8:14 pm
If a long dicked Chad fucked Lupa today the way she craves she'd shut right the fuck up and all her feminist bullshit would go right out the window.
That poor guy would have the most boring fuck of his life.

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Guest » Tue Jun 30, 2020 2:11 pm

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Tue Jun 30, 2020 1:48 am
Quantum Leap Reboot
DHI Studios
Episode 1: Obscurus Cuntus

Sam Beckett wakes up to the smell of cat pee and scented candles, his mind muddled as he tries to find his bearings. He stands ups from the ratty futon he’d been resting on, looking around the room to see an assortment of unusual curios. Shelves of VHS tapes, virtuous books on feminism and POC struggles that have never actually been read, and most unsettling of all a cork board with photos of an impish bald man and his smoking hot wife and his friends, with several plastic forks piercing their visages.

He stumbles over to the door, his eyes spotting an envelope slipped underneath the door. Upon closer examination it’s a hand written apology from a grubhub driver who lost his job over a recent complaint, his words asking for forgiveness. Sam heads to the bathroom, started when a nearby cell
phone vibrates on the coffee table. He checks the screen, making note of the dozens of twitter likes and retweets before resuming his journey to the bathroom.

After stumbling over a cat he is greeted by the acrid stench of hair dye, the bathroom counter a mess of hideous cosmetics. Triggered by a stomping upstairs, he shudders a moment before regaining his composure, finally braving a look into the mirror. He sees a haggard woman with clown makeup and frazzled hair staring back, her lifeless eyes threatening to consume his soul. He heard the sudden popping of fireworks and cringes, feeling the urge to call the police when speakers from a house across the street begin blasting music. Upon realizing the horrible truth, Sam looks back at the hideous creature in the mirror and mutters one somber sentence.

“I’m a Karen?”
Beautiful

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 30, 2020 4:17 pm

10/10.
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I'm convinced she's beyond saving, bitch's brain is melting, I guarantee it, she's terminally online.
-Her "job"? Computer
-Her entertainment? Computer
-Her social life? Computer
-Her "love life"? Computer
She's turning into Spoony, and it's glorious.
I'm shocked she's not as vitamin D deficient as Sarah Wilson, or if she is, she's at least marginally smarter in that she doesn't tweet medical proof of what a sad hikikomori she is.
Maybe she does have it, but apparently she prefers to whine about Doge and Brad instead of her own health issues.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by pibbs » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:45 pm

I made a thing...

Oh boy!

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by mad bum » Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:46 pm

pibbs wrote:
Tue Jun 30, 2020 11:45 pm
I made a thing...

Oh boy!
Based!
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:03 am

Did anyone ask her why she doesn't move out of her apartment and move in with her Cucknadian boyfriend?

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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by CIANigger » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:24 am

Guest wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:03 am
Did anyone ask her why she doesn't move out of her apartment and move in with her Cucknadian boyfriend?
$100 McDoubles says she responds "What boy friend??"
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Re: Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

Post by mad bum » Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:49 am

CIANigger wrote:
Wed Jul 01, 2020 6:24 am
$100 McDoubles says she responds "What boy friend??"
GIBS

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