Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Deckard]

They paid him for a MOVIE years ago, too.

Which is still unforgivable as he could've just called Brad and they would've cobbled something together over a weekend or so.

Lord Spoony asking someone for help? Perish the thought, peasant!

[CuckTurdginson]

This won't happen because a) they are too cucked and b) Patreon would do anything in its power to prevent this because this could ruin all of crowd-funding.

Sounds pretty rad, bro.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I mean, the main excuse of Patreon and others sites has always been about how they're just providing the service and don't see anything wrong with scammed people that are too stupid to admit they're getting scammed.

[MegaNigger]

You know, Spoony would make for a very short cover version of PinocchioP's cult classic All I Need Are Thing I Like

But I think I'm starting to get it: The Spoony One has achieved enlightenment. He despises this existence because earthly desires mean nothing to him.

All this time I thought he was being a lazy fuck, but in reality he was untethering from all Earthly desires. Luxury, love, fame, family, friendship, shelter, food, all of it means nothing when compared to realizing the true reality of human existence.

He is the true Ubermensch of nietzchean fame. All will be revealed soon, thus spoke Zarathustra!

https://youtu.be/b_29yvYpf4w

[Tony Schiavone]

The Experiment won't end until he tells every single one of those people to fuck off. Or decides onto transform himself into a shitlord.

In the meantime he is content to sit as a black hole. His cultists continue to feel it will morph into something else, or try to explain the deeper meaning behind his infinite vacuum. Nope. But they keep circling around.

Far more interesting are the failures that continue to orbit around him, all composed of similar stereotypes expressed slight differently. Its a wonderful range of fungus that grows in his dark bottomless pit.

SpoilerShow

If Liquid were ever good for something...

What a Betrayal.

Always take advice from someone named "TrollKojima."

Side comment: Seeing a lot of soys bragging on their profiles that they are a proud father or full time dad.
Strange they never seem to have any actual pictures or stories of their kids...like real dads tend to have. (Never mind the baby momma)

[Dingus Bajingus]

He joked about it, but I wonder if finding that "Spoony" character in that Massacre at Central High movie genuinely did unconsciously tick the box in his mind marked "Spoony Movie Exists," at least to some degree.

[Kugelfisch]

He joked about it, but I wonder if finding that "Spoony" character in that Massacre at Central High movie genuinely did unconsciously tick the box in his mind marked "Spoony Movie Exists," at least to some degree.

I mean it's a better viewing experience than whatever an "official" Spoony movie would've been like.

[oldbones]

That review was going to be on the fabled Spoony dvd but he did the minimum amount of work and after 2 calls with no answer gave up because he was afraid of breaking copyright. This is the one he was talking about in his spoony movie video.

[Liar Revealed]

SpoilerShow

If Liquid were ever good for something...

What a Betrayal.

Always take advice from someone named "TrollKojima."

In my day, Jessicas were always hot.
But things have changed. $5 says that's a tranny.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Spoony doing nothing for years gets away with a couple hundred a month. If he had shut crapped out a shit Spoony movie for next to nothing his fans would’ve ate it up and bought the DVDs making him even more.