Onision Shitfest
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Imagine you get to present Onion to millions of boomers for the first time on TV. What easy of a time you'd have presenting him as a complete psychopath with all the videos he's acting crazy in.
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Of course he had an endgame, you think fucking Chris Hansen wanted to end his otherwise illustrious career as a fucking grandpa IN? Mofo’s been angling for some way to make some real cash and get back into the limelight again, he’s way too accustomed to old media to ever fully embrace the embarrassing and shitty existence of some D-tier Internet vlogger. I don’t understand what exactly he did here, but it’s clear he used his old media contacts and his faded but still well known name to sell something that at least a few people deemed valuable.Rapeculture wrote: ↑Sun Jun 14, 2020 12:15 am*Laughs in Chris Hansen*
Is anyone surprised that he did this? I knew he had to be playing some sort of angle when he started riding Greg's balls.
Anyone who’s surprised about this is a fucking idiot. What the fuck did you think this fucking #OKBoomer was gonna do? Fucking dipshit, especially that dude that helped him a bunch on the Onision shit, whatever his faggot name was. Fucking homo, Chris Hansen just #OKBoomer’d that motherfucker into the stratosphere, that Gen Z dipshit fuck.
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The "boomer" who doesn't give a shit about audio leveling spills the beans.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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I feel like I'm about to get ebaum's world at any point in that video.
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HAHAHAHA! Guest posting was a triumph.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 1:59 pmChris has officially joined the skeptic community.
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Onision's always at the cutting edge of online video entertainment
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Someone sum that shit up for me I don’t want to listen to this grandpa boomer explain to me his business decisions. The fucker is dryer than dust when he isn’t exposing pedophiles I swear.Moe Bitches wrote: ↑Tue Jun 23, 2020 2:21 am
The "boomer" who doesn't give a shit about audio leveling spills the beans.
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He's basically just pretending to want to bring the Onion shit to TV to "reach more people". Actually, he just wants back on TV because he's clearly incompetent concerning internet stuff.
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The idiot could easily Google a production manager. What he's doing can be done in decent quality with two crew members with GoPros that know how to navigate YouTube's interface.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 8:29 pmHe's basically just pretending to want to bring the Onion shit to TV to "reach more people". Actually, he just wants back on TV because he's clearly incompetent concerning internet stuff.
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