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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:24 am
Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:34 am
Ron Jeremy? Talk about going after someone who can't fight back. Old, no money. What's the cache for the whore who takes him down? "Yeah, I put Ron behind bars. Stunning, I am, and brave!"
"Who?!"
Being a filthy Jew as he is, I still somewhat feel for the guy. You've got this massive shlong but then you're ugly as shit and can't even get a hard erection but it's still too large for normal girls to want to deal with. Nigga was out of options! It was a hail mary for porn or nothing!
Now four anonymous whores claim Ron "gotta support my limp erection with my fist" Jeremy raped them? The fuck outta here with that weak shit, bitches!
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
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VoiceOfReasonPast
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:20 am
He conjured a devil to wish for the largest dick there is, but this contract never said anything about scaling his phallic blood flow as well
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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GitGud
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by GitGud » Wed Jun 24, 2020 10:58 am
When in doubt, use zipties or duct tape
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
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by Guest » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:52 am
Poor guy was born two decades too early. Young Ron hopped up on Viagra would have put some bitches into early retirement. Oh well, he brags about sucking his own dick and ruins any scene he's in so fuck him.
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GitGud
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by GitGud » Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:59 am
Like Woodman, that hairy motherfucker. The girls were top of the line but when i saw this gorilla all the blood from my dick found a way out.
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
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Le Redditeur
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by Le Redditeur » Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:13 pm
>dick is too small! ridiculous! not a real man!
>dick is too big! rapist! don't wanna!
>the difference between those reactions is just a few inches
>it's something no man has control over anyway
Why, oh God, why waste time with 3DPD?
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Moe Bitches
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by Moe Bitches » Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:41 pm
2D girls just go with the flow.
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 am
Shit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:53 pm
Guest wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 11:52 am
Oh well, he brags about sucking his own dick and ruins any scene he's in so fuck him.
He's still a very unsavoury guy. But he's got other qualities, like having made that Super Hornio Brothers movie you could use to torture Movie Blob with that's more effective than waterboarding or pain compliance.
Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:13 pm
>dick is too small! ridiculous! not a real man!
>dick is too big! rapist! don't wanna!
>the difference between those reactions is just a few inches
>it's something no man has control over anyway
Why, oh God, why waste time with 3DPD?
Unless you're "hot". Then you can anally rape women from age 12 and up and they will fondly remember the hardest orgasm they ever had until the end of their life.
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
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VoiceOfReasonPast
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by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:29 pm
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:53 pm
He's still a very unsavoury guy. But he's got other qualities, like having made that Super Hornio Brothers movie you could use to torture Movie Blob with that's more effective than waterboarding or pain compliance.
Considering its age and that it was made by baka gaijin, this fine movie is probably a core part of Blob's Mario headcanon.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly
4 wikia: static -> vignette
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Kugelfisch
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by Kugelfisch » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:43 pm
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 5:29 pm
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Jun 24, 2020 1:53 pm
He's still a very unsavoury guy. But he's got other qualities, like having made that Super Hornio Brothers movie you could use to torture Movie Blob with that's more effective than waterboarding or pain compliance.
Considering its age and that it was made by baka gaijin, this fine movie is probably a core part of Blob's Mario headcanon.
At least he's a Brooklyn plumber in it. At least I think so.
Cannons bray, the mighty quake!
Centuries of blood becomes erased!
I am the white ghost!
