Dead Celebrities aren't much fun

[Tony Schiavone]

Also, I expect a slew of "Joel Schumacher Was An Important Gay Icon" articles to be written by the very people who for years snickered at him because of his Batman flicks.

I expect it'll come out that he was a child molester, that's what I expect

Despite being a gay, he did give us two classics: "Lost Boys" and "Falling Down."

And of course, the immortal D.C. Cab.




Rest in peace, old school fag.

[Cuckara]

Corey Feldman is claiming that Schumacher never touched him and tried to save him from becoming a drug addict, although Feldman is such a mess the only shit he has said that I unquestionably believe is that he was molested. Who molested him we'll probably never know for sure, but there's no doubt that he was raped when he was a boy and the trauma fried his brain.

[Guest]

Rest in peace. That one guest who jerks off to Batman Forever and Batman & Robin must be devastated. Also, I expect a slew of "Joel Schumacher Was An Important Gay Icon" articles to be written by the very people who for years snickered at him because of his Batman flicks.

You bitches mock but Forever is still the best Batman.

[Guest]

Despite being a gay, he did give us two classics: "Lost Boys" and "Falling Down."

And Phone Booth was good. I'm not saying he was a bad director, Batman aside. But given his homosexuality and penchant for casting young actors, I wouldn't be surprised if that comes out

[Moe Bitches]

Wait he directed Falling Down?
Holy Shit, that's one of my favorite movies!
That's funny.

[MegaNigger]

Wait he directed Falling Down?
Holy Shit, that's one of my favorite movies!
That's funny.

Yeah I never realized this either! Based Joel

[Le Redditeur]

We need to be more like D-FENS.

[Complicity]

Lost Boys

The important part of Lost Boys:



Big Dick Vic should form a wrasslin duo with this guy or something.
DSP will sell his wife to buy their gacha avatars.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You bitches mock but Forever is still the best Batman.

Second best. The Adam West one is the best. everything is better: Better characters, better actors, better music, better story, better 3D waifu... and of course the better action scenes, all of them true marvels of practical effects work with amazing cinematography and cleverly-hidden criticism of the pressure the individual feels in our modern society:

[GitGud]

Fuck, the West-Batman had dusted Goons that desintegrated when they got hit. And a nuclear powerplant in the batmobil and cave. Far ahead of its time...