Fatphobia Containment Thread
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Nothing grosser than letting your cat on the counters and table. Anywhere else but.
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Yeah, cats (and dogs) shouldn't be on the dinner table or kitchen counter.
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Honestly I don't even really mind the tables per say, but I still shoo them off because I don't want them thinking that it's okay to jump on things like the stove where they could potentially hurt themselves.
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Bitch doesn't care about anything that doesn't end with her belly getting stuffed. She probably event feeds them there since that's easier for her to reach than ground level.
Pretty much. She can't actually use a counter or table without having to rest her gunt on it. She's just too fat to get close enough any other way.rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Jun 08, 2020 7:46 pmI have it on good authority she's resting her gunt on the countertop again in this one.
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Double post because I just found out that Chantal uses high-calorie dips for everything. Even hamburgers and fucking pizza slices. What the fuuuuuuuu...
I've also noticed that she is so fat that her ears have effectively vanished, and now I can't unsee it. Send help.
Also she started munching THC edibles, which is probably not a good idea if you're a deathfat because that stuff gives you the munchies. She's currently gaining like at least one dress size per month and will probably be too fat to drive her car by the end of the year. If she doesn't get into a car crash before, that is.
I feel like I should stop keeping up with her antics, but this is like watching a (very disgusting) trainwreck in slow-motion.
I've also noticed that she is so fat that her ears have effectively vanished, and now I can't unsee it. Send help.
Also she started munching THC edibles, which is probably not a good idea if you're a deathfat because that stuff gives you the munchies. She's currently gaining like at least one dress size per month and will probably be too fat to drive her car by the end of the year. If she doesn't get into a car crash before, that is.
I feel like I should stop keeping up with her antics, but this is like watching a (very disgusting) trainwreck in slow-motion.
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Hardly surprising for somebody that drinks gravy. I also know people that use sauce hollandaise as a dip for pizza. It's disgusting.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Tue Jun 16, 2020 9:09 pmDouble post because I just found out that Chantal uses high-calorie dips for everything. Even hamburgers and fucking pizza slices. What the fuuuuuuuu...
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I just got legit shocked because "Maybe I should dip this slice of pizza into mayonaise" never once crossed my mind. This computes about as well for me as replacing hamburger buns with waffles.
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You heard of the substituting hamburger buns with doughnuts (usually Krispy Kreme)?
Sounds like the best and worst thing imaginable.
Sounds like the best and worst thing imaginable.
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I haven't, actually. I think I'm gonna go cry in my bed now.
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Yeah, the guy who made it claimed that he ran out of hamburger buns and had to use donuts. That is a fucking lie, when you run out of bread, is your first thought to add even more sugar to your fucking shitty ground beef?!Moe Bitches wrote: ↑Wed Jun 17, 2020 5:00 pmYou heard of the substituting hamburger buns with doughnuts (usually Krispy Kreme)?
Sounds like the best and worst thing imaginable.
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