Pat the NES Cunt

[da PAC Nigguh]

HAHAHAHAHA perfect.

This is like a Monkey's Paw-type fulfillment for all these soy faggots who have spent half their lives wishing for a FF7 remake.

[Kugelfisch]

Thanks, Twitch, that was really hard to watch. But I'm ever the eternal optimist, as you guys well know, so I'm looking forward to the tears of rage when they've finished it. Sure, there will be those that are so full of soy that will love it regardless. But you already know there will be some fantastic hissy fits.

[Dehbashi]

So from the staff, I see that Hironobu Sakaguchi, creator of Final Fantasy there. Not surprising since he left Square in 2004.

Nobuo Uematsu, composer then and now,

Kazushige Nojima, the writer then and now,

Yoshinori Kitase, director then and producer now,

Motomu Toriyama, created the cutscenes and submarine chase scenes then and co-director now,

Tetsuya Nomura, character designer and Limit Break creator then and co-director now

So they can't use the excuse that other games that get remade have. That the original staff is no longer at the company so they don't understand what made the original game work.

[Kugelfisch]

So they can't use the excuse that other games that get remade have. That the original staff is no longer at the company so they don't understand what made the original game work.

It's a weak argument anyway. George Lucas alone is proof that a creator isn't always somebody that understands what they made. Music bands also have always went into declines despite no or very little changes in their lineup. Just because it's the same people doesn't mean they can do something they did twenty years ago.

[Guest]

Squeenix needs to die more than any other Japanese and perhaps even western developer. They're in control of too many autism magnets and have been for decades.

[Keith Chegwin]

So they can't use the excuse that other games that get remade have. That the original staff is no longer at the company so they don't understand what made the original game work.

But it's a different argument here. Basically, the main architects of the original are relegated to honorary producer roles and the guys like Nomura who were just cogs in the machine then are fully responsible for the whole thing now, Nomura having already proved himself a hack with pretty much everything he's done since FFVII

[MegaNigger]

Wow, so this """"""""REMAKE"""""""" has nothing to do with the original FF7 and goes off on random bullshit and shits on the original. I'm so glad I've lived to see this day.

[Guest]

Between this and the doubling down of Last of Us 2 it's been a pretty interesting week.

[Keith Chegwin]

Squeenix needs to die more than any other Japanese and perhaps even western developer. They're in control of too many autism magnets and have been for decades.

Thing is that they've been hanging their hat on an FFVII remake for years and now they've finally done it and it's shit because they decided to go full retard with it. So this might well kill them. They've got no ideas beyond 'just remake FFVII' and their remake is a shit reimagining that nobody wanted

[Poonoo]

It's not a remake but an alternate universe in a way. People already knew that this was only going to cover up to them leaving Midgar since they announced it was going to be episodic.

My god, all they had to do was remake the old game with fancier graphics and it was guaranteed money. Spyro did this. Crash did this twice when you include CTR. Resident Evil has done this recently. It's not just the greed of making it all episodic to milk the fanbase either since they are doing this alternative universe shit that is unnecessary.

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They spend all this money on completely different gameplay, dialogue, cut scenes and story but make that amatuer looking shit. The budget should have went to making the existing game look amazing like they did with Crash and RE2. The people making Final Fantasy are more autistic than the fanbase.