CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

[veris leta facies]

How many minutes you have to train to reach that blue in the States? 30? Or do you have to practice a full hour?

Lol. No.

Our instructor was an Olympic hopeful. He injured himself pretty bad and wanted to teach. Good guy.

He was always honest about the fact that his style was for competition, scoring points.


He DID teach self defense and ground work as part of his course, as well as stressing that it's always preferable to get away than fight.


As far as course work, he required at minimum 2 classes a week, I typically did 2-3 since I worked there briefly and wanted a life.

A single class was stretching, cardiovascular etc for about 20-30 minutes. Get your heart pumping.

Then it was form and stances for another 30.

Then sparring for 30 ish.

Then finally self defense/ground work.
Basically getting out of bad situations or learning to try and take control of one or at bare minimum, minimize damage to yourself while you look for an escape.

Then you warm down and stretch to finish.

All in all around 2-2 and a half hours.

And belt advancement tests were at the end of a cycle which were 3 months. Which there were failures and some people moved on.


As I stated, it was a work out. The self defense aspects were minimal, and or common sense anyone can learn if they lift some weights and get some confidence.

I've found most Taekwondo dojangs are like that. It's like karate man.

Ok, that sounds legit. Excuse me if I don't buy all straight up what a guy called CIANIggerCuntSlayer says

TKD is an Olympic sport martial art with emphasis on competition and it's based on Shotokan karate. I had very similar experiences with it, except we didn't have much at all self-defense but lots of basic technique, karate-like training. Maybe 20% fitness/stretching, 40% sparring and 40% "karate". Four months from white to yellow, six months to 2nd degree yellow, six months to green, knee injury and that was it for me. Kalyeo.

I believe it's common in the States to graduate to black belt within a few years, not only in TKD but also in most martial arts. Only BJJ is keeping it real. Black belt should mean you have mastered the basics and are ready to teach the art. IMO you don't learn anything that well in just few years you're capable teaching it.

That's the point all that stuff is "Theatrics" that looks good on camera. That's what these Art of Fighting without Fighting black belts think they'll be doing in real fights. When mostly real fights end up like the one in the second video.

Someone with a notable history in full contact sparring won't have much trouble dealing with untrained guys. I don't know what's that shit in that second video, possibly some Wushu practitioners.

[MegaNigger]

Yeah, I've noticed that here in the states it's MMA that's all the rage.

I will forever loath the Tap Out! Bros. Infesting gyms everywhere lol.

Karate and Taekwondo are sorta becoming the kid/family thing.

[Pumpkin Man]

bah, who has time for all that shit. CWP and a .45 save me the time of having to learn Karate.

[Guest]

That post seems like a joke, but the entire thread is filled with him acting like an autist while breaking down all of Batman's vidya game moves and attacking anyone who disagrees. Smells legit to me.

Cuckson? 'Splain yoself.

[mad bum]

Cuckson must of killed cian and took over his life because that shit was long winded.

[rabidtictac]

TKD is bullshit. The only thing I carried away from my time with it was some basic kicks. Which you don't even want to use because kicking is a bad idea most of the time.

[Pumpkin Man]

TKD is bullshit. The only thing I carried away from my time with it was some basic kicks. Which you don't even want to use because kicking is a bad idea most of the time.

I took some Takwondo. It was taught by quite an attractive Asian girl. I don't remember much about it other than I enjoyed her "grappling" me.

[mad bum]

Awkward boners everywhere

[rabidtictac]

It's only awkward when you're grappling dudes, mate.

[veris leta facies]

Takwondo is bullshit, it's for those cotton picking niggers. Ain’t nuthin’ like ridin’ a fine horse in new country with my .45. Hell yeah!