Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
No, because he is a total normal person, and not mentaly retarded.
But he likes to slide other peoples arms in his anal cavity. That is the only place on his body were he can be tickeld. And with his hard life he needs that to keep the spirit up.
(I bet he eats lots and lots of fiber and drinks not enoght water to get clogged up, so some doctor has to claw out the shit brick in his ass)
But he likes to slide other peoples arms in his anal cavity. That is the only place on his body were he can be tickeld. And with his hard life he needs that to keep the spirit up.
(I bet he eats lots and lots of fiber and drinks not enoght water to get clogged up, so some doctor has to claw out the shit brick in his ass)
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
And behind that shit plug, he some much more fluid shit. So it's kinda like opening a bottle of wine.
Did he bother uploading evidence of the mail? Or is he just rambling on about an unspecific person sending him an unspecified mail whose exact wording he'll never share with anyone?
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Feed him with baking powder so the shir plug flys out like the cork of a champain bottle....
Damn, if he does not care anymore, maybe the time has come to send him some of my fan stuff from here.
Tha nazi muppet should bring his soft cock to his full two inches in no time.
Damn, if he does not care anymore, maybe the time has come to send him some of my fan stuff from here.
Tha nazi muppet should bring his soft cock to his full two inches in no time.
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Calm down, guys, it's getting a bit too German in here. I can already hear marching music playing.
It's not often that he gets to brag with that English degree of his.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Hey i bet Linky himself has a special fetish were he dresses up as jewish Dachau Inmate, while his pet gorilla puts on some sexy nazi latex uniform, including the SS hat he bought online.
You can only hope that some day the Luger they use for their execution foreplay is real and loaded.
That is something i wanna see.
She pegs him doggie style while she pressed the Luger on the back of his head, he cryes for his mommy but she fucks him only harder. Then a bang and he stops screaming, she takes a look, thinks a second and then continues her work
You can only hope that some day the Luger they use for their execution foreplay is real and loaded.
That is something i wanna see.
She pegs him doggie style while she pressed the Luger on the back of his head, he cryes for his mommy but she fucks him only harder. Then a bang and he stops screaming, she takes a look, thinks a second and then continues her work
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
-Auli
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Lewis never produces evidence.. he just is counting on his small npc fanbase to parrot him.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Lewis is by far the most boring IN, he doesn't take bait unfortunately and doesn't really say dumb shit on twitter for us to link.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
Lewis says stupid shit all the time.
Lewis really just exists for cheap gay jokes.
Lewis really just exists for cheap gay jokes.
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