TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:15 am

None of these losers leave the house.
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Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:28 am

If their situation is anything like here, they'll have to leave the house to go the supermarket. I've noticed a suspicious amount of Chinese at the supermarket. Like, more Chinese than I usually see there.
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by GitGud » Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:18 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:28 am
If their situation is anything like here, they'll have to leave the house to go the supermarket. I've noticed a suspicious amount of Chinese at the supermarket. Like, more Chinese than I usually see there.
They wait for some dude to colapse. Chinese People (if you want to call them people or human) are known to zerg rush all posible sorces of free protein.....
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:51 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:28 am
they'll have to leave the house to go the supermarket
When it comes to those that matter and I would like to see getting removed from the planet earth (Pigroach, Booger, Spoony, Wings), they either live in places where it's easy to get groceries delivered (I'm assuming), or they don't need anything but fast food, or they have a slave who shops for them (at least Booger has, unsure about Pigroach's situation if Khet actually does anything for him).

Maybe trucker lady or granny, but nah, we won't be that lucky. If anything, bad people are usually spared. Perhaps PeeRod will perish, or Dirty Fingernails, I'm sure that guy won't improve his hygiene.
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:49 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:51 pm
When it comes to those that matter and I would like to see getting removed from the planet earth (Pigroach, Booger, Spoony, Wings), they either live in places where it's easy to get groceries delivered (I'm assuming), or they don't need anything but fast food
If where they live is anything like here, they won't be able to get home delivery slots due to massive demand. The supermarkets here are only giving delivery slots to 'at risk' people, and 'too lazy to go out' doesn't count.
They've also closed many of the fast food restaurants here or at least the 'Big Three' of McDonald's, Burger King, KFC
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or they have a slave who shops for them (at least Booger has, unsure about Pigroach's situation if Khet actually does anything for him).
Having a slave do it doesn't make them less likely to get it than if they did the shopping themselves. I presume they have to come in contact with the people doing their shopping for them
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:27 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:49 pm
I presume they have to come in contact with the people doing their shopping for them
No. They pay online and have them put it in front of the door.
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by Guest » Fri Mar 27, 2020 8:06 pm

GitGud wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 12:18 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:28 am
If their situation is anything like here, they'll have to leave the house to go the supermarket. I've noticed a suspicious amount of Chinese at the supermarket. Like, more Chinese than I usually see there.
They wait for some dude to colapse. Chinese People (if you want to call them people or human) are known to zerg rush all posible sorces of free protein.....
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:31 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:27 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:49 pm
I presume they have to come in contact with the people doing their shopping for them
No. They pay online and have them put it in front of the door.
I figured by 'slaves' Sick Fuck meant they'd enlist friends and/or family to do their shopping for them.
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:36 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:31 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:27 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:49 pm
I presume they have to come in contact with the people doing their shopping for them
No. They pay online and have them put it in front of the door.
I figured by 'slaves' Sick Fuck meant they'd enlist friends and/or family to do their shopping for them.
Since when do they have friends? Binge eater Sarah Wilson has tiramisu home delivered - a fucking dessert - on a normal Thursday. I guarantee you that she and all the other INs have food delivery come over thrice a day now.
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Re: TotalBiscuit died 2018 so which nobody will die in 2019?

Post by Keith Chegwin » Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:54 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:36 pm
Since when do they have friends?
They got family don't they?
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Fri Mar 27, 2020 9:36 pm
I guarantee you that she and all the other INs have food delivery come over thrice a day now.
Not in a crisis they don't. Food delivery people are too busy focusing on the old, sick and vulnerable to make frivolous deliveries to some fat cunt who could go and get it herself
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