Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

[Kugelfisch]

Though I guess that's the great irony of "realistic" IRL capeshit: If you could basically do whatever you want and no one could stop you, wouldn't you want to have a fucking blast?

As edgy as it is, I think The Boys is a fairly accurate judgement to how super heroes would play out IRL.

[Guest]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

[GitGud]

Getting your face smashed while pzssy eating is still better than death from old age.
But it makes me think abour super fucking super.....if the inside of her is as tought as the outside, and if he shöts a load like a railgun....
Would she shot into space or will the force press him down in the ground? If they fuck doggy style, will her knees and hands destroy the ground while she speeds away, or gets he knocked back.?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And if they do anal, how much time passes between the orgasm and the semen shooting out of the mouth?

[Guest]

Getting your face smashed while pzssy eating is still better than death from old age.
But it makes me think abour super fucking super.....if the inside of her is as tought as the outside, and if he shöts a load like a railgun....
Would she shot into space or will the force press him down in the ground? If they fuck doggy style, will her knees and hands destroy the ground while she speeds away, or gets he knocked back.?

Retell the events of Elm Street but with Linky Krueger.

[GitGud]

What?
He slipped on some pizza on the ground and burned his face with a plate of fresh tendies. A Waiter rushed to help him but slipped too, covering his face with a deep dish cheese pizza, suffocate him. Now he uses his nightmare cheese power to hunt down DHI members that mocked him.....failing at every one if them because they have better imagination than him.
-Kugel is send as jew to a nightmare version of WWII germany....only to become the führer
-Moe goes to a world were there are no other races than whites....but befriends everyone who he meets
-I go to some sex torture dungeon....asing for more and give the deamon staff some inspiration, becoming fulltime manager on the way to district manager
-Voiceofreasonpast joins team Marz, but uses his infuence on her so she quits YT and gets a real job.
Ect.....

[Kugelfisch]

This is one of your least comprehensible posts yet. Earning that Quality Poster title every single day.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's like he's reading our minds :3

[Guest]

It really works if you listen to this song while reading that.


So Linky Krueger’s glove, it’s one of those fist sex toys with little finger vibrators on it right? Come on GG reach into that degenerate sex dungeon brain of yours and make DHI gold!

[GitGud]

I am noc alchemist, you cannot create Gold from the shit that IN´ s are. But i think Linky would wear a leather strap Gimp outfit with a face that looks like molten pizza cheese. and his gloves would be like pink Rubber Sextoy GLoves from AliExpress


And the Soundtrack for his arival in the dream would be the Yakety Sax......