God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[Keith Chegwin]

When Trump leaves office in 2025, I want him to become a film critic:

MovieBob will go on a killing spree

[mad bum]

When Trump leaves office in 2025, I want him to become a film critic:

Based and orange pilled.

[RAPEMAN]

It's embarrassing how liberals are too fucking stupid to get the joke.

When Trump leaves office in 2025, I want him to become a film critic:

MovieBob will go on a killing spree

He'd have to leave his basement.

[Lindsay's Liver]

I really enjoy how Trump talks like a seasoned stand-up comedian.

When Obama was "funny", he sounded like a standard-issue late night talk show host, always thinking about the ratings, trying not to be too controversial. When Trump is funny, he sounds like Andrew Dice Clay on "The Day the Laughter Died". He's just riffing and rude and nasty and he's not needy for the laugh. He's made of solid granite. He's not begging for your approval. He doesn't give a fuck.

None of the Democratic hopefuls have balls like that.

[rabidtictac]

Bloomberg's attempts to "diss" Trump are hilarious and sad. Truly an example of the left's inability to meme. "Trump likes burned steaks." What a hilarious and original insult. Surely this will be the dig that wins Blofeldberg the nomination.

Imagine if Duplo was running a targeted ad campaign all about how Lego is shit. That's what Bloomberg dissing Trump is like. Nigga, it's the same shit except worse in every way.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Presently looking for good tweets from people who take issue with Trump's "heightism" in regards to Mini Mike.

NOTE: #ShortPeopleAgainstTrump has not caught on:

[Keith Chegwin]

Those first two are pretty much the same tweet. Methinks paid Bloomberg shills

[rabidtictac]

Manlets rising up.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The manlet uprising will be a sight to behold. If you can see it.

[Le Redditeur]

Manlets rising up would mean killing all the women first, since they're the ones who started the "6ft+ only" meme.