Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:10 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 5:46 pm
The main question is where he won't go? We have Cuckson, Rachel and probably Linkara, all waiting to take him and make his life a living nightmare for real.
He hates the first two probably more than we do. Cockslut too for all we know
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Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:57 pm
Sure but I mean in the sense of these being copy-pasted tweets, word-for-word, with the exact same cut-off points. I know he sadbrains constantly for attentionwhoring and it all boils down to two things but this is the first time I'm having this kind of deja-vu.
It's not deja-vu, he tends to moan about the same shit
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:25 am

Le Redditeur wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:04 pm
Keith Chegwin wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:05 pm
Dehbashi wrote:
Tue Feb 18, 2020 1:56 pm
I don't know the kid part but I know why he called you Torba. Torba was sperging out a couple of months ago about how all porn is degenerate and has to be banned and all that crap.
I dunno who Torba is
Andrew Torba, the CEO of Gab (a Twitter alternative) that decided that his fundamentalist christcuck values are more important than succeeding, and went the tried and trusted Tumblr way of banning porn from Gab, with the added benefit of using Twitter (his main competitor) to constantly sperg about it.
Internet prutism is gay (literally, it's only proposed by fags who can't stop watching gay porn) and stupid. It needs to stop.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 20, 2020 12:28 am

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 11:10 pm
ban wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:57 pm
Sure but I mean in the sense of these being copy-pasted tweets, word-for-word, with the exact same cut-off points. I know he sadbrains constantly for attentionwhoring and it all boils down to two things but this is the first time I'm having this kind of deja-vu.
It's not deja-vu, he tends to moan about the same shit
4chan neets live like this. They sit down with a vague intention of accomplishing something they should have accomplished weeks ago and 4 faps and one-more-page-of-shitposting later they're still hitting refresh except now it's 3am and they have to be in bed by 7am when mawm wakes up.

Picking up his orc from work was probably the only internal clock Noah had, the only thing he "had" to do every day. No surprise that when she left he just stayed in bed for days. His brother probably came not to offer some vague emotional support but to ensure he went through with meeting with a lawyer (and likely paying for it), either for foreclosure or bankruptcy.

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Post by Guest » Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:13 am

With Linkara he'll get all the blowjobs he can handle. Probably ass eating too.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by RedLine » Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:32 am

Guest wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 3:13 am
With Linkara he'll get all the blowjobs he can handle. Probably ass eating too.
You don't think he'd get that with Cuckson and Rachel?

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by GitGud » Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:21 am

Ham Beast could eat to much ass, so he could end up with clean picked bones.
Chuckson would blow like a 3€crack whore, but sploony must wear his best Tifa Cosplay and that is work. He hates work....
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Liar Revealed » Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:32 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:34 pm
Face it, guize: Spoony is the most special of snowflakes. No other human being that ever was and ever will be could possibly understand him.
Somebody do a pic or a photoshop of Spoony on the cross. Maybe he's screaming, "BETRAYAL!!!" Maybe the dude being crucified next to him says, "You're in my spot, sir"
お前はもう死んでいる。

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Thu Feb 20, 2020 5:15 am

Liar Revealed wrote:
Thu Feb 20, 2020 4:32 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Feb 19, 2020 9:34 pm
Face it, guize: Spoony is the most special of snowflakes. No other human being that ever was and ever will be could possibly understand him.
Somebody do a pic or a photoshop of Spoony on the cross. Maybe he's screaming, "BETRAYAL!!!" Maybe the dude being crucified next to him says, "You're in my spot, sir"
Pretty sure Rachel already has this in her shrine.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by GitGud » Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:16 am

Nooope. I bet the shrine has many pics of spoony, some candles and if you look down to the ground there is a wall mounted dildo with Spoonys Autograph picture above it. The floor there is damp and smells like piss and old tuna, and left and right of the dildo you can clearly see the impact craters of massive ass cheeks. MAYBEEEE there is a second dildo a little lower on the wall, and a second picture of spoony on the floor so she can pretend that spoony and his identical twin fuck her doggy style in ass and pussy. The second pic is for her to look down while her ass ramms the wall.
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Keith Chegwin » Thu Feb 20, 2020 9:41 am

You're probably right about the piss smell
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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