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Competitive smash for the N64 is basically pikachu mirror matches on that kirby stage, it's ultra snooze.
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Fuck you assholes. EarthBound is great. Anyone still trying to use its former obscurity to score nerd cred points can indeed die in a fire, however.
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At least they're better than the Plebbitors who post 'I bet no one remembers this hidden gem from the '90s' and it's fucking GoldenEye. Or Ocarina of Time. Or some other shit that was really popular
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Until they try to play goldeneye today and realize how shit it is but we just put up with it because we were console plebs. Besides perfect dark was much better.
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Mother games had good music.
I liked that button press attack to the rhythm thing M3 did. And I liked the sliding health bar thing even if it was just gay shit to make it EZ modo.
I liked that button press attack to the rhythm thing M3 did. And I liked the sliding health bar thing even if it was just gay shit to make it EZ modo.
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Did Hybrid Heaven ever pop up in those videos? That's like the closest thing to a N64 gem that I've ever owned.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Thu Feb 13, 2020 10:03 amAt least they're better than the Plebbitors who post 'I bet no one remembers this hidden gem from the '90s' and it's fucking GoldenEye. Or Ocarina of Time. Or some other shit that was really popular
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N64 "hidden gems" sounds like the stupidest thing ever. There were so few actually great games on that console and even fewer of them are worth playing today that everyone even mildly interested in the console is pretty much aware of all the even passable games.
The fuck would you recommend that isn't well known but also isn't shit on that console? PS1 and 2, sure. SEGA Saturn, TurboGFX, certainly. But that's more because either absolute fuckloads of games came out for them or the consoles themselves were obscure outside of Japan. But the N64? Ridiculous!
The fuck would you recommend that isn't well known but also isn't shit on that console? PS1 and 2, sure. SEGA Saturn, TurboGFX, certainly. But that's more because either absolute fuckloads of games came out for them or the consoles themselves were obscure outside of Japan. But the N64? Ridiculous!
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Plus the N64 was the worst in terms of controller handling.
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I pray N64 emulation gits gud before N64 emulation itself turns 30 with little to show for it.
If people who weren't dumb enough to buy a N64 and an Everdrive were able to play the games for free they'd be able to be honest about how shit everything is.
If people who weren't dumb enough to buy a N64 and an Everdrive were able to play the games for free they'd be able to be honest about how shit everything is.
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