Star Whores: Diverse Agenda
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George was an idiot but at least he wouldn't have WOKE his franchise. We still would have gotten shitty movies but at least we wouldn't have all this SJW bullshit flung at us.
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It probably would have been shite as well, but not quite in the fanfic-tier cringe way Mr. "Snoke" did it.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Fri Jan 31, 2020 7:57 pmIndeed. Let's please stop acting like Mr. "Darth Icky" would have done anything decent with Star Wars had he not sold it to Disney.
(Srsly Rise of Girlwaker had "this is a fanfic" written all over it.)
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I forgot about his pet ape.
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Fuck it. I'll rent Skywalker and copy it to vhs, the only format worth watching. Rey's cherry ass will look amazing in 280p.
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Makes sense that the only cuts of the only films worth watching are the only ones that could be in proper 4K
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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The """Skywalker Saga""" boxset has the Death Star on it? A superweapon representative of Palpatine's malice and everything Luke needed to destroy? A bad guy symbol is the main attraction for a hero's journey?
May as well rename it "The Palpatine Saga" since it was Sheev Palpatine who succeeded in wiping out the Skywalker bloodline AND his granddaughter is the one who saves the galaxy at the end of it all, thereby winning through his surviving descendent via proxy.
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>use death star on cover
>don't include movie about Death Star
This is so gay. No wonder Marvel movies look like garbage. Kinky Dope is masturbating in 4k but the fags at Disney are making movies with Edison-era technology.
>don't include movie about Death Star
This is so gay. No wonder Marvel movies look like garbage. Kinky Dope is masturbating in 4k but the fags at Disney are making movies with Edison-era technology.
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His was the only true success story. A truly inspirational tale of a man who came from nothing and rose to become Emperor of a galaxy.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:40 pmMay as well rename it "The Palpatine Saga"
He crushed ignorance and stupidity while making safe, prosperous, and more intelligent planets. He was a true friend to humanity, while creating hundreds of thousands of new jobs.
Though he had setbacks, he never gave in to despair and always had a smile on his face. He was always careful to plan ahead and always found a way to bounce back.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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