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Fucking disgusting, isn't it?Guest wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:45 amA soulless international corporation made a lazy product. It sold a lot because it appealed to idiots. This is a personal win for me.
All these tools do is hold back Game Freak from finally doing a VR waifu simulator - the only good thing that could possibly come out of that company.
Bonus points to the unfathomably stupid moron that thought the best earning, least effort vidya franchise of all time that makes EA nut multiple times even only dreaming about owning would possibly get shut down. Sword/Shield could've had the worst sales of any Poggerman game ever and they still would've kept making them.
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You're not getting a VR pokegirl fucking sim. At best you'll get VR furry fucking. Satoshi Taijiri is autistic even by Japanese standards, there's no other way.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:33 amFucking disgusting, isn't it?Guest wrote: ↑Thu Jan 30, 2020 8:45 amA soulless international corporation made a lazy product. It sold a lot because it appealed to idiots. This is a personal win for me.
All these tools do is hold back Game Freak from finally doing a VR waifu simulator - the only good thing that could possibly come out of that company.
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You want to fuck Pikachu?Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:33 amFucking disgusting, isn't it?
All these tools do is hold back Game Freak from finally doing a VR waifu simulator - the only good thing that could possibly come out of that company.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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I'd stand a better chance of getting that from Gay Freak, sadly. No. It's a well known meme that while they sucked ass at making Pokemon that aren't absolutely retarded shit or household appliances with eyes attached for years, their waifu game is very strong.
Don't crush my dreams like that.Guest wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 3:49 amYou're not getting a VR pokegirl fucking sim.
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Soo...you want to fuck ten year old girls?
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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That's about as much of a bullshit number as anime vampire lolis that are hundreds of years old.
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Actually, most poketards seem to be obsessed with Gardevoir and some sexy martial arts bunny whose name I can't remember.
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Lopunny. Fittingly, it sounds a lot like "low poly" what Pokemon mostly is so it's easy to remember.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Sat Feb 01, 2020 7:53 amActually, most poketards seem to be obsessed with Gardevoir and some sexy martial arts bunny whose name I can't remember.
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki ... %C3%A9mon)
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Think about this logically, anons. The 3DS' cartridges are much larger than the Switch's, so you can fit more Pokemon in them. They had to cut Pokemon otherwise they wouldn't fit on the cartridge.
Even with modern compression algorithms you can only shrink a pokemon down so much. Larger Pokemon like Wailord will still take up maybe a square millimetre.
A 3DS cart has 4.65cm^3 of storage volume. A Switch cartridge only has 1.95cm^3.
As evidenced by the GameBoy's massive cartridges but meagre 151 Pokemon, we can see that compression algorithms have gone a long way to shrink things down. However, Moore's law stopped being true at some point during the DS's lifespan - hence the smaller difference in size between BW's Pokedex and SuMo's.
Anyway, it's hard to compress such a large number Pokemon into what is less than half the volume. You need to remember Pokemon some are really, really big - like Arbok, which is over 11 feet tall! When you think about it like this it's only natural for GameFreak to have to can some. (I'm personally really upset over losing Roserade).
The reduced storage volume of Switch cartridges will likely have an adverse effect on any game with a lot of things to collect - case in point Pokemon SwSh.
Even with modern compression algorithms you can only shrink a pokemon down so much. Larger Pokemon like Wailord will still take up maybe a square millimetre.
A 3DS cart has 4.65cm^3 of storage volume. A Switch cartridge only has 1.95cm^3.
As evidenced by the GameBoy's massive cartridges but meagre 151 Pokemon, we can see that compression algorithms have gone a long way to shrink things down. However, Moore's law stopped being true at some point during the DS's lifespan - hence the smaller difference in size between BW's Pokedex and SuMo's.
Anyway, it's hard to compress such a large number Pokemon into what is less than half the volume. You need to remember Pokemon some are really, really big - like Arbok, which is over 11 feet tall! When you think about it like this it's only natural for GameFreak to have to can some. (I'm personally really upset over losing Roserade).
The reduced storage volume of Switch cartridges will likely have an adverse effect on any game with a lot of things to collect - case in point Pokemon SwSh.
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