Movieblob

[Keith Chegwin]

He strikes me as someone who tortured animals as a kid

Doubt it. If that were truly the case, he'd be killing people now. Torturing animals is usually the first sign.
He's not some evil, sociopathic mastermind. He's just a spoiled shit who talks tough on the internet.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also even most animals would've been too quick for him. He was probably perfectly happy stomping on virtual turtles.

Comic Book Guy is married now in Zombie Simpsons.

Now who am I gonna identify with?!

[Lindsay's Liver]

Blob's fatal flaw is his flaming, overwhelming narcisissm. (Actually his real fatal flaw is his diet, but that's another matter.)

You can't trust any personal story that he tells because he always needs to be the smartest guy in the room. He doesn't seem able to imagine a scenario in which he isn't. Sure, he'll cop to a "bully" phase when he was younger (and who knows how true that is?), but when he says that, he's not so much being self-depricating as he is telling you that he has in him the ability to dominate others. He's capable of it. DON'T MESS WITH HIM.

Meanwhile, he deflects criticism by dismissing it as coming from jealous inferiors. He's too brilliant for this world.

All 300+, diabetic lbs. of him.

[Guest]

Sure, he'll cop to a "bully" phase when he was younger (and who knows how true that is?), but when he says that, he's not so much being self-depricating as he is telling you that he has in him the ability to dominate others. He's capable of it. DON'T MESS WITH HIM

The only reason this story sounds a bit more credible is that he still acts this way on twitter. Tries to lay down sick burns on anyone he thinks his breadtube sempais would approve of and rolls over like a dog whenever someone higher in the pecking order tells him to shut the fuck up. I doubt he beat anyone up but I can believe he would join in teasing a less popular kid or toady to a more popular kid in hopes that would improve his social standing. Like twitter it didn't work because of how cynical and calculated it is. When you see someone who's only nice because they want something but their a condescending asshole to everyone else, you know to avoid those people.

[MegaNigger]

Blob see the Space Force insignia yet? Orange man created his Star Trek future!

[Guest]

Blob see the Space Force insignia yet? Orange man created his Star Trek future!

Orange Man made Space Force
Orange Man Bad
Therefore Space Force Bad

[Guest]

Another day, another round of everyone laughing at this dunce.

[BenComicGraphics]

I'll say it again. The dumbest people I've met have 4 year degrees.

[da PAC Nigguh]

And apparently we're going to achieve this technological utopia by electing candidates whose entire platform is promising more handouts for Shanniqua and Miguel.

Obama gutted NASA and made their primary focus Muslim Outreach. How does that jive with that bile he just spewed?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>full-throated rejection of moralistic superstition

I bet that took him at least 15 minutes to come up with.