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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:28 pm

Mmmh, housewaifu simulator...
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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Guest » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:36 pm

I can't masturbate to that shit.

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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by mad bum » Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:39 am

The only ASMR I need.

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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:20 am

it seems asmr is a codeword for watch if you are on the autism spectrum :lol:


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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:57 am

Steve Trevor wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:08 pm
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php? ... a10b7564b0

The only known video, pretty awful. I think she might be a virgin.
Video has been removed at the request of the copyright holder.

Guess she came back from her sleepover.

But if she sold the video to someone, doesn't that make him the copyright holder? (Too bad we can't find out who took it down)

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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Vaporwear » Mon Jan 13, 2020 5:40 am

Sasha Grey 2024 wrote:
Sat Nov 23, 2019 4:10 pm


The only ASMR you're allowed to like (fap to) is barely legal Lasmren.
Fuck this annoys me to no end. Like, if you have something to say, fucking say it in a clear and concise manner and with some authority to your goddamn voice. ASMR is the exact opposite of how I expect decent human beings to behave, so of course women are the ones who like doing this shit.

Fucking ASMR bitches just show your tits and suck dick, that's all any decent dude wants to see you do anyway, this whispering shit is simply intolerable.

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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Poonoo » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:11 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:47 pm
I'm probably repeating myself, but here goes quick rant: ASMR as a thing is just disgusting. There is something inherently creepy about the whole concept, but I'm also impressed how many people apparently have fetish for this, because I refuse to believe anyone normal would be willing to listen to it.
You know how Boogie is a friend simulator for shut-ins? This is girlfriend simulator for the same people, there are fucking hookers out there who are paid to just cuddle men who are so fucking lonely. Anyone who likes this crap has completely given up on life.
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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 13, 2020 6:58 am

Who is boogie? Another name for movieblob?

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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Guest » Mon Jan 13, 2020 10:55 am

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEzlhVBIgI

YT mobile doesn't work. Anyway, here ya go: middle aged man ASMR, for those tired of beating it to 18-year-old girls.

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Re: ASMR sluts and YT whores

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:57 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:25 pm
Are you talking about videos like this?

Precisely. I find cooking relaxing, and sometimes I look up asian recepies, so I know a lot of them make videos like this. And these videos all have millions of views, because they are not bad videos, you just have to mute the sound.
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Anyone who likes this crap has completely given up on life.
Agreed. But that's the fetish part with whispering, I don't come into contact with that, but the cooking videos are pissing me off. There is just something exceptionally unpleasant in listening to the highlighted sounds of kitchen tools in total silence. It's how I imagine a serial killer would make his cooking tutorials.
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