Retro Games

[Guest]

Everything hentai is usually better if it's loli. Besides oppai. Oppai loli is just plain weird.

Oppai loli is loli for people who don't like loli. Its just like the Black Eyed Peas.

[Kugelfisch]

Music for people that don't like music?

[mad bum]

Confirmed trash if this guy loves it.

[Kugelfisch]

Confirmed trash if this guy loves it.

No joke, I was looking up Risk of Rain 2 on YT yesterday to see if it could possibly be good. First result was his review with "It's really good" in the title. That was all I needed to confirm it's shit.

[Guest]

Id rather play Risk of Rape.

[Guest]

Is there any reason why of all Final Fagtasy games Tactics isn't on the pissy?
There's so many mods for the PS1 version and even the PSP version (some were fix for slowdown I couldn't figure out how to use, otnwas some live patch where you could use it on a real game). We could have had fun on computer.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They'd just do a shitty port of the PSP port.

[Guest]

They'd just do a shitty port of the PSP port.

The pajeetdroid and iPoo editions of Wotl don't have slowdown. And CubePenis loves porting shitty android ports with extra Vaseline.

[rabidtictac]

They'd just do a shitty port of the PSP port.

You know they would, too. The PSP version fucking sucks ass. Terrible new translation, added slowdown and added loading times.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The pajeetdroid and iPoo editions of Wotl don't have slowdown. And CubePenis loves porting shitty android ports with extra Vaseline.

Oh yeah. Stretch that screen. Run everything through a shitty bilinear filter that can't be turned off so that every human character is a barely distinguishable, blurry mess. Make itglorious.

(Though for some reason the port of Romancing SaGa 3 is like legit good.)