Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[MegaNigger]

He's smart because he called a handful of obviously shit flicks bad.

With an accent.

[Guest]

He's smart because he called a handful of obviously shit flicks bad.

He did? What's his patreon!?

[Poonoo]

He could have evolved his craft and become another Joseph Anderson

>Makes videos that are way too long and autistic
>Becoming Joseph Anderson is an improvement

Jesus Christ this guy must be complete trash, I have seen Anderson's Mario Odyssey video and most of it was his nitpicking every single fucking Star/Shine/whatever they are called for a whole hour to drive the point home that they are too easy to get (there's 800 of them). A point that could have been made in less than 2 minutes was stretched out to beyond Chris Chan levels of austistic lengths, and yet this fucker is worse than him? How?

[rabidtictac]

He could have evolved his craft and become another Joseph Anderson

>Makes videos that are way too long and autistic
>Becoming Joseph Anderson is an improvement

Jesus Christ this guy must be complete trash, I have seen Anderson's Mario Odyssey video and most of it was his nitpicking every single fucking Star/Shine/whatever they are called for a whole hour to drive the point home that they are too easy to get (there's 800 of them). A point that could have been made in less than 2 minutes was stretched out to beyond Chris Chan levels of austistic lengths, and yet this fucker is worse than him? How?

Watch his videos and find out.

[Rushy]

well, now that the "Skywalker saga"(that name is cringy) is over and done with, here's a ranking of the films

1) Return Of The Jedi - I like how it incorporates what Lucas accomplished in the first film with the more mature storylines of Empire. It's basically the greatest hits of the first trilogy, but those greatest hits are pretty great, so this is the one I always love watching. Luke is at his best, Vader's storyline gets a fantastic conclusion. It has the Emperor in it.

2) The Empire Strikes Back - Objectively the best film in the series for clear reasons. Great character development, new worlds, expansion of lore etc.

3) Revenge Of The Sith - Perfect combination of humor and dark storytelling. The Mustafar battle is my favourite duel in the series. Peak Ian McDiarmid. Grievous is cool.

4) A New Hope - Classic adventure film. It's cheesy, but that's just part of its charm.

5) The Force Awakens - Fun legacyquel.

6) The Last Jedi - I consider this and Rise of Skywalker to be basically just as bad, but Last Jedi gets this spot because of the idea of leaving the Jedi and Sith behind and doing something new. It was absolutely wrong to be doing this mid-trilogy and Rian's abandonment of the Force Awakens plotlines is irritating, but at least it's something.

7) The Rise Of Skywalker - I like the over-the-top EU stuff with the insanely overpowered Palpatine, but otherwise it's just a fetch quest and obviously exists mostly to undo Last Jedi.

8) The Phantom Menace - Only elevated by the final lightsaber battle, and Liam Neeson's presence.

9) Attack of the Clones - boring, painfully acted and plain dull. The only potentially interesting stuff with the rogue Jedi and Dooku goes nowhere.

[Keith Chegwin]

Doing well with that tism, I see

[Rushy]

Doing well with that tism, I see

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>ranking Episode 3 before 4

well, now that the "Skywalker saga"(that name is cringy) is over and done with, here's a ranking of the films

How can the Skywalker saga end when the most stronkest and empowered Skywalker has just been born?

[Guest]

Daisy and Chocolate Jesus will come back if the money's right.

[Keith Chegwin]

Chocolate Jesus seems content to burn the bridges just to see the flames.