Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

>Terry is dead but Spoony isn't.
I don't come to DHI to feel.

Heroes die before their time. Cunts just keep festering around...

[Angelfire Memes]

Yeah, memes aside I always felt kind of bad for Terry, he was undoubtedly incredibly talented but had no chance of a normal life because of his illness. Kind of the anti Spoony in many ways, who was handed everyt advantage in life and used his privilege to be a miserable cunt.

[Guest]

I hope he anheros on page 1945.

Assholes live forever. He'll be 139 when he finally passes.

[Keith Chegwin]

Assholes live forever. He'll be 139 when he finally passes.

Time for God to make an exception

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[Guest]

Oh shit, Good Spoony's back?!

Year of the SPOONY!

The 2020s will be the DECADE OF SPOONY!

CENTURY OF THE SPOONY!!!

No... scratch that!

MILLENNIA OF THE SPOONY!!!

[Cuckara]

Watch as Spoony ends up living for a millennia, and he'll spend all of those centuries shitposting on the internet.

[Guest]

Was poking around to see if Noah was being sued by anyone else (pretty rare people default on a mortage without defaulting on a bunch of other shit first). That doesn't seem to be the case yet, because Spoony dares to be different (and stupid), but I did manage to dig up some info about the foreclosure case.

He paid $230k for the house. He paid $35k down and had a mortgage for the remaining $195k.

It's a 30 year mortgage at 3.75% interest, which comes out to about a $750/month mortgage payment.

He still has a balance due of $177,039. So he's wiped about $18k off the principle in 4 years.

He pays about $7.2k a year in property taxes. If you're counting at home, that means his property tax on a monthly basis is only $150 less than his mortgage.

With the mortgage rate, his monthly burn for the property is about $1.4k.

[Guest]

^^ forgot to add my conclusion:

Spoony is the world's worst Jew.

[Guest]

Seems like a lot but it's worth it not to live in a complex with nigs and spics. Dude's going to short drop if he has to move into an apartment. That or a Louisiana refugee will shoot him when he complains about the jungle music blasting at 4 am.

[Guest]

Spanish Sodomizer (sperg is too nice of a word for that creep) didn't say anything else, guess he lost his only chance to ever be relevant in his life. If he is to be believed, he's currently on the loose and trying to escape back to Murica, so he can live on the streets again (he said that he tried to escape from Spain once and lived homeless for three months, before coming back to Spain - you can't make this shit up ).

He went from threatening to blow his brains out in front of his mocking, evil fiancé and her family to writing reviews of terrible made-for-TV movies for children. He may have even been doing it at the same time.

Dull Uninteresting BullshitShow

I swear to God Channel Awesome is not a thing but a fucking disease. Crawl out of your ass for 10 minutes and think about what's gone wrong with your life and -- oh, Home Alone 4 is on BETTER GET MY CRITIC HAT ON