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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 29, 2019 4:35 am

Don't interpret too much into that marketing line. It's the same generation of daft marketing retards that told Gillette it'd be a great idea to tell their main customer base that they a shit in the one time in history where single blade razors are on the rise again.
It's just plain incompetency and good writers not willing to work with garbage factory movie studios anymore.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Sun Dec 29, 2019 5:25 am

I'm more inclined to think that line is sincere, in that KK is a typical cunt who can't think about anything more than muh vag00.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Pope Corky III » Mon Dec 30, 2019 3:55 pm

JL Unlimited wrote:
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As soon as the money rolls in and they get new camera, new audio equipment, they get lazy with their reviews and don't give a shit anymore and even relay on more "skits" to carry the review.
When they go high production value then they are trying to compete with the networks and in comparison they come across as cheesy.
Even the fanciest tool is useless in the hands of a bad carpenter. It’s also why modern films look fake despite all of the money spent on special effects.


Warning, massive sperg about to dump.

Most of these nobodies realize what they're doing is a fluke and so they're a little self-conscious about it. Not necessarily a bad thing, all creative types want to improve, as they should. What these retards have never, ever, EVER been able to figure out is that when you do a comedy show, the production values should be the least of your concerns. Even people here were whining about people needing to improve production values for a while. No. No, no, no. What needs to improve is the WRITING. Specifically the jokes. The jokes need to become sharper, edgier, possibly more likely to offend people, the comedy itself is what puts the asses in seats, so to speak. Not the fucking HD camera. However, you can't just buy a really expensive pen to improve your writing. Improving your craft is not something that can be measured with immediate numbers, whereas you buy an expensive camera and all of a sudden these chumps think they're the big time. Improving your craft is something that requires time, blood, sweat and tears.
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Jenna Marbles made these with the built in camera on her laptop:








In my opinion, these destroy every single non Bill Hader celebrity impression on SNL. All the Hollywood technology in the world doesn't mean shit if your jokes suck. Case in Point for the millionth time: Fembusters.


Jenna made these with technology updates. In my opinion they are still funny.:







You know why these are funny? You know what else she improved along with her technology? HER WRITING!

Now after the Hilary videos she pretty much lost it and now makes relatively lazy content, but if AVGN proves anything its that everyone loses it after a while.

These retards are too stupid to improve their craft because there isn't really a quantifiable indicator. Even views, subscriptions and box office numbers. Just because you have hits than Dave Chapelle doesn't mean you're funnier than him.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:04 pm

>jenna marbles
I agree that she's pretty funny but lost her vibe after the Hilldawg videos.
That said, I've watched the video of her bathing her dogs and had a great laugh. Her dogs are hilarious. They are funnier than anything I've ever seen from CA.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:10 pm

I wanna shove marbles up her cunt.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:25 pm

Guest wrote:
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I wanna shove marbles up her cunt.
As in small glas balls or as in her Chihuahua of that name?
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:28 pm

I wanna force feed her marbles until she pukes balls all over the floor and slips and falls.

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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:31 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:28 pm
I wanna force feed her marbles until she pukes balls all over the floor and slips and falls.
Well, good to see some people still have ambitions in their life.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 30, 2019 6:54 pm

The problem with improving your WRITING is having to admit that you're not a genius.
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Re: Reddit Letter Media

Post by RAPEMAN » Tue Jan 07, 2020 9:04 pm

Why is this not in the Nobodies section? I think these people now classify as them.
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