Kojima the hack fraud

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:29 pm

Any person who punches Lowtax in the face can't be that bad of a person.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Keith Chegwin » Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:35 pm

I'm disappointed he didn't kill him in the ring.
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:56 pm

Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. - Uwe Bowl to Lowtax after their boxing match.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:16 pm

He should make a movie about that fight.
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Dude should rip off Telltale Gayms.
He can't. Not only doesn't that business model not work anymore, his current status requires him to have "gameplay" and worse yet it has to be "innovative".
Now, it doesn't actually have to be good or actually new. It just has to pretend to be a video game enough to convince journo scum and his ultra loyal dickriders to consider it a game.
Well, Telltale Games occasionally do have short segments where you can walk around a small area and interact with stuff, in a sad attempt to remind people of a real point-and-click adventure.

But maybe his next game will be a sleep simulator, where you can have your character switch sides and snort.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:07 pm

Guest wrote:
Tue Dec 17, 2019 1:56 pm
Had it not been for the laws of this land, I would have slaughtered you. - Uwe Bowl to Lowtax after their boxing match.
He might be a crazy mother fucker who makes schlock, but man he did something right with that.

Hell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:45 pm

Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:07 pm
Hell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?
We had that. That's why he fought Lowtax in the first place. He'd challenge anyone who talked shit about his shitty films to a fight. Most of them were physically unfit movie critics so you can imagine how this went.
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:47 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:45 pm
Old Black Man wrote:
Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:07 pm
Hell, can we just have an Uwe vs. series where he fights various INs and other people deserving of a fist to the face?
We had that. That's why he fought Lowtax in the first place. He'd challenge anyone who talked shit about his shitty films to a fight. Most of them were physically unfit movie critics so you can imagine how this went.
Oh I know, but I want a world tour. Marzgunt, Brad, Greta Cuntsperg, Merkel, Winnie the Chinamen, the list goes on.
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Dec 20, 2019 3:51 pm

He's crazy but I doubt he'd beat up three women.
For that, you really want to get either Russell Crowe or Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson would put them in a rose garden
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Dec 20, 2019 4:32 pm

Fighting 'round the World was Russel Crowe's best show.
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Re: Kojima the hack fraud

Post by mad bum » Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:25 pm

How he sounded in that is how I picture Keith acting.
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