Kojima the hack fraud
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Jew Jew Abrams' praise is more like a red flag than an endorsement at this point.
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Mystery Box Delivery Simulator 2019. They are all empty to subvert your expectations.Dehbashi wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 1:54 pmOf course JJ Abrams loves UPS simulator.
https://gamingbolt.com/hideo-kojima-is- ... -j-abrams/
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I was watching a bit of Razorbitch's stream on the game awards and Cuckjima got one.
"Biggest hack of the century"?
And how epic the sucky sucky session with this cringy cunt must have been to justify this atrocity?
"Biggest hack of the century"?
And how epic the sucky sucky session with this cringy cunt must have been to justify this atrocity?
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Whenever I see "gameplay" from Death Stranding every time I can't believe how retarded and boring it is.
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Gameplay is just an obstacle to Kojima, an annoying box he has to check in order to create a game. If he truly had his way there would be nothing but cutscenes. His ego prevents him from actually making movies because he knows he would be a nobody in Hollywood but he still gets treated like royalty in the games industry.
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Dude should rip off Telltale Gayms.
This makes other walking simulators look like Bayonetta at quadruple speed in comparison.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 8:41 pmWhenever I see "gameplay" from Death Stranding every time I can't believe how retarded and boring it is.
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He can't. Not only doesn't that business model not work anymore, his current status requires him to have "gameplay" and worse yet it has to be "innovative".
Now, it doesn't actually have to be good or actually new. It just has to pretend to be a video game enough to convince journo scum and his ultra loyal dickriders to consider it a game. That's not asking much but still so much more than he'd like to do.
He'd be full Hollywood if he could. But then he's not quite as challenged as Chris Roberts and figures that it's better to be the Scorsese of vidya than being the Uwe Boll of anything not involving punching Lowtax.
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And far beyond. It's one thing to just shitpost. It's another to fuck off from your director's commentary for the DVD of your movie for a solid ten minutes because you took a call and figured you'd tale a piss as well.
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Uwe Boll would love DHI, he would do nothing but scum up the other entertainment complaining about cape shit.
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