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He's implying that Picachu having five fucking evos isn't a problem in itself. Shit, fucking Raichu already feels like too much because who would want a Raichu instead of a Picachu?
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Raichu is fat
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Yare yare Kugel-san. That's a grainy ass gif
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I don't even know where he got the Charizard is a mascot Pokemon. First I heard of that. Pikachu is the mascot Pokemon not Charizard.
Heck as others pointed out in the early promotional material of Gen 1 games pre anime, Red always had a Venusaur.
So it's just him loving Charizard and trying to justify this.
Heck as others pointed out in the early promotional material of Gen 1 games pre anime, Red always had a Venusaur.
So it's just him loving Charizard and trying to justify this.
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I already tried harder than the joke warranted. Everyone here knows this anyway:
So you don't need to be able to read the text.
I also find his tangent about never being able to play the mascot Poggermon ridiculous. Pokémon Yellow was first gen so if that was supposedly a tradition it was broken right away.
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Kick-a-jew was bretty fat in ancient artwork, like that manga drawn by the shotacon.
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Yep. Original BigAssChu was a fat fuck.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 10:30 pmKick-a-jew was bretty fat in ancient artwork, like that manga drawn by the shotacon.
http://www.blondenerd.com/wp-content/up ... kachu2.jpg
^change the wordfilter on this if you want to see pikachu from the back and front at the same time, that's all this image is.
From front and behind, he was about as big as Matt Jarbo, but less of a cuck. They keep slimming Pikachu down, probably because he's the money mascot and they don't want a fat fuck to be the face of the pokemon brand. He used to have a generic monster cry as well, but they changed that and gave him an old hag seiyuu in newer games.
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Pikacuck has always been the mascot. The only thing Charizard is is the most heavily-promoted of the (Gen 1) starter Pokemon, and that's probably mostly because he's some generic dragon instead of Gamera with guns.
Eevee doesn't quite count for this complaint since having an evolution for almost every type is the whole gimmick of that critter.
It's also interesting that none of lame Pikaclones they add in each generation have any kind of evolution. Raichu was clearly a "mistake", designed before the world fell in love with his predecessor.
Eevee doesn't quite count for this complaint since having an evolution for almost every type is the whole gimmick of that critter.
Me. Raichu looks way better than this other fucker, and it pains me that he gets clearly overshadowed by Pikachu, with a few bones thrown his direction like that surfer form in Gen 7.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:44 pmHe's implying that Picachu having five fucking evos isn't a problem in itself. Shit, fucking Raichu already feels like too much because who would want a Raichu instead of a Picachu?
It's also interesting that none of lame Pikaclones they add in each generation have any kind of evolution. Raichu was clearly a "mistake", designed before the world fell in love with his predecessor.
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