It's baby YODA though. Yet another OT concept they have to use because they are creatively bankrupt.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:41 pmI guess they finally got a Porg replacement that sadly won't rot on shelves as long.da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:55 amThose Baby Yoda toys would make excellent 300M targets for my .308.
I apologize for reminding anyone of Porgs, I know literally nobody here has thought about them after TLJ's release.
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I'm sure writers with actual talent could do something without always going back to the OT bit then why even have the loisense in the first place.
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Not gonna lie, I'd try out Lucas's insane midichlorian universe idea.
at the absolute worst, it'd still be pretty darn memorable
at the absolute worst, it'd still be pretty darn memorable
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Even that is sadly more creative than anything nowadays.
You would at least have plot ideas that weren't retreads
I still like the Space Dracula idea. I get that good writing could make anything worthwhile. But the 'prideful aristocrat supramacist who wants order idea' doesn't do much to distinguish the character from the prideful order-seeking aristocrat who actually succeeds (the Emperor).
He just looks like an inferior version of the one that worked, instead of being something unique in his own right.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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I've never really seen Palpatine as traditionally aristocratic, though. As his true dark side self, he's just basically an asshole of the highest degree, not that far removed from Freddy Krueger in terms of personality. In the Senate, he's iron-willed, but generally quiet, reserved and devoted.Tony Schiavone wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 5:32 pmI still like the Space Dracula idea. I get that good writing could make anything worthwhile. But the 'prideful aristocrat supramacist who wants order idea' doesn't do much to distinguish the character from the prideful order-seeking aristocrat who actually succeeds (the Emperor).
He just looks like an inferior version of the one that worked, instead of being something unique in his own right.
Dooku, on the other hand, is the guy who's dedicated to the "proper way of things". He's the artistic perfectionist sort with the twelve different forks for each dish, who scowls at a speck of dust and duels as if it was a show every time. If he wasn't busy being a Sith Lord, he'd probably dominate book clubs and hold piano concerts.
Actually, here's the simpler answer - Palpatine is an American, Dooku is British.
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If Palpatine had been a posh aristocrat, he would've probably dressed up in something with more swag.
Until now. Thanks for reminding me, guestposter.Guest wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:41 pmI apologize for reminding anyone of Porgs, I know literally nobody here has thought about them after TLJ's release.
Nobody cares about Qui-Gon Whiskey besides Obi-wan, who misses the training sessions with the fleshsaber very much.
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You mean like this?VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:15 pmIf Palpatine had been a posh aristocrat, he would've probably dressed up in something with more swag.
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Or lightfluid.
Still missing a monocle and top hat.
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Snoke looks more like Hugh Heffner to me.
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