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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by Guest » Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:35 pm

Why is the Onion thread the only one where GitGud writes like a normal person.

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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by GitGud » Tue Dec 03, 2019 7:37 pm

Because nothing i could write would top the things you hearfrom onion boy
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:28 pm

Onion would hate prison just from the fact alone that he'd be around other men. He's very insecure and gets feelings of inferiority around other men. Part of his daddy issues, I guess.
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Dec 03, 2019 8:38 pm

Not only that, but his baby penis would become really obvious during shower time.
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by GitGud » Tue Dec 03, 2019 9:04 pm

Like this guy on YT sad....he could not stand if someone would call him "Inmate" followed by an order. Even if he only would get 20 years he xould not cope with an evolved world were no one knows him. It would be hell. Or if he would get an court order like " no computer, cellphone or other internet capable device"
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"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"

That was fun.
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:32 pm

FBI investigation has apparently officialy started.

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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:05 pm

*grabs popcorn*
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by GitGud » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:21 pm

A smart man would have discarded every data storage device in the housr by now. Buying a cheap woodchipper and WRRRRRRTTT it goes. And Hanson made s mistake when he told the world zhat he contacted the FBI
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:32 pm

Bananaboy is not particularly good at hiding evidence on his property.
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Re: Onision Tree Saga

Post by Guest » Wed Dec 04, 2019 6:38 pm

Baysed Onion destroying evidence.
I think the Faggot Benis Inspectors already have an old faptop and cell phone from Onion provided by a former child bride.

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