Retro Games

[Guest]

Soulja Boy console 2.0

I'll buy it as long as I can play my favorite game, Braid.

[Kugelfisch]

Soulja Boy console 2.0

I'll buy it as long as I can play my favorite game, Braid.

It's like Mario. All dis nigga do is walk and jump.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

But it's, like, a deep allegory of the atom bomb. Or something.

[Keith Chegwin]

It's like Mario. All dis nigga do is walk and jump.

Ain't no point to the game

[Kugelfisch]

But it's, like, a deep allegory of the atom bomb. Or something.

Sonds like you don't know what guest was referencing.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, I'm aware of that. I was just poking fun of the game's real ending.

[Guest]

But it's, like, a deep allegory of the atom bomb. Or something.

Sonds like you don't know what guest was referencing.

*cue Jonathan Blown crying in an empty room because Soulja Boy made fun of his game.

[Kugelfisch]

That's one of my favourite memes of all times. It's perfect. Blowhard is being a pretentious cunt, Soulja is the jester, the fool that speaks the truth without even realizing, the misplaced gloominess. That shit nourishes me. I could survive on a barren island for weeks just from that video. Satisfying on a base level that the reptile part of my brain connects to so strongly that it taps into the aether for energy.
I'm aroused.

[Guest]

So how did he know whenever someone wrote his name?

[rabidtictac]

He probably googles his name constantly.