I mean, it's Woo meets Cage, a match made in heaven.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Tue Nov 26, 2019 8:33 pmI'd say Face/Off is the best that dumb shit can get before it's stupid and incompetent enough to be in the so-bad-it's-good zone. It's not quite dumb enough to be Belly of the Beast and not incompetent enough to be The Room.
Capeshit thread (comics and movies)
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I should add that if you buy Hard Target look for a Euro version. I found the 18 rating Irish version and was surprised to find lots of violence and extra deaths not in the American cut. Yance Butler was fucking hot in the early 90s too. Drugs really mess up your looks, kids.
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It's happening!
Michael B. Jordan has pitched VajJay a black Superman movie.
Everything you ever loved will be destroyed.
Michael B. Jordan has pitched VajJay a black Superman movie.
Everything you ever loved will be destroyed.
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Nobody really likes Superman. What's your point?
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>wanting "[existing character] but black"
>begging for inclusion in capeshit
Be my guest. I hope in a few years there's nothing but non-whites in capeshit.
>begging for inclusion in capeshit
Be my guest. I hope in a few years there's nothing but non-whites in capeshit.
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"Black Superman" as in black Superman, or Steel? I hope Shaq will get a cameo either way.
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Fuck, now I remember there being an actual black Superman from an alternate reality. He was also not-Obama, right down to being the POTUS.
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Fuck, now I remember there being an actual black Superman from an alternate reality. He was also not-Obama, right down to being the POTUS.
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You know which one it is. Fuck giving the spotlight to some actually black characters, let's just do raceswaps for outrage bait
I don't think Warners want to be reminded of that embarrassment and honestly I can't blame them
Yeah, I think that was a Morrison comic. I think he took it from the 'Obama is Superman, McCain is Batman' quote that was going around during that election, to which my response was pretty much 'Funny. I don't remember Batman and Superman being a pair of neocon globalist parasites.'VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 5:35 pmFuck, now I remember there being an actual black Superman from an alternate reality. He was also not-Obama, right down to being the POTUS.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Not a great comparison. Superman he helps people when he needs to. Then spends the rest of his time amusing himself with shenanigans or mundane pleasures, while making sure his friends and family don't get hurt. Silver Age was probably the most accurate portrayal of him.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Wed Nov 27, 2019 6:17 pmYeah, I think that was a Morrison comic. I think he took it from the 'Obama is Superman, McCain is Batman' quote that was going around during that election, to which my response was pretty much 'Funny. I don't remember Batman and Superman being a pair of neocon globalist parasites.'
It always kills me when writers portray Clark as the fascist. The hell does he need to go through all that for? Batman is the control freak. He spends all his time on surveillance and database collecting, depriving himself of any kind of sane livelihood just so he can be on top of absolutely any possibility that can occur at any time.
If anyone would want a perfect police state to ensure absolute law and order it would be Batman. Supes can--and has--already dealt with most of it. That's why he has a better attitude. He knows he can rely on the cops to handle most problems in Metropolis, so he saves his time and energy fighting the aliens and giant robots that only he can handle and trying to bang an investigative reporter.
Anyways, Obama was more like Wonder Woman, and McCain was more like Green Arrow.
...and still: Spoony did nothing.
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Then Trump is Guy Gardner, aka Best Lantern.
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