Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Whine and Bitch about people long after they become interesting to talk about

How long will he live?

43
165
25%
45
93
14%
47
62
9%
50
114
17%
80, I'm delusional
219
34%
 
Total votes: 653

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:29 am

Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:26 pm

That picture sums up corporate America's ideal consumer. He buys nothing but cheap plastic crap marked up 1000% and eats nothing but processed shit and fast food that is mass produced at low cost and high profit. He's a American hero
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He's literally just American Spurdo.

I'm still gonna call BS on that pedometer. That lie is insane. Even after losing weight, where have we ever seen Boogie walk more than a few steps on camera? How the hell is that guy gonna walk 2-3 times more than the average sedentary burger who is NOT super morbidly obese?
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:18 pm

frothybreathmint wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:29 am
I'm still gonna call BS on that pedometer.
But he's admitted that he'd molest his own spawn.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Oct 21, 2019 6:44 pm

Maybe he rolled that thing in a bunch of socks and threw it into a dryer. They're probably not the most fool-proof of devices.
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Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:19 pm
Why does the fat fuck have 2 seperate zelda master swords just laying around? How many props does one need
Don't try to understand it. His doctor thought he'd have a vagina that's how low his test levels are. His need for compensation would make manlets feel good about themselves.
Also double the Master Swords means double the gaymurr cred. He didn't win that one award for nuthin'.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by da PAC Nigguh » Mon Oct 21, 2019 7:14 pm

One master sword up his ass wasn't enough to get him off anymore.
Is Spoony dead yet?

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by GuestWrong » Tue Oct 22, 2019 5:20 pm

Guest wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:18 pm
frothybreathmint wrote:
Mon Oct 21, 2019 5:29 am
I'm still gonna call BS on that pedometer.
But he's admitted that he'd molest his own spawn.
A-what what hmm?

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Oct 23, 2019 1:15 am

It was one of his retarded edgelord deep thoughts - honestly, the fact that this guy doesn't have someone to turn his stupid stuff into songs like Wings of Redemption is a crying shame, because while he isn't as quotable as Wingy, he has said much, much darker and creepier stuff. There is basically infinite potential just waiting to be remixed.

He said something in a way that he doesn't want to have children because he doesn't want to risk ever molesting them, like his parents, siblings and rest of his town allegedly molested him. Allegedly. I think his reasoning during yet another pity party was that it could've affected him as a person, so apparently according to Steven logic, a raped person has a high chance of becoming rapist themselves. It's just like being bullied in school, people! Or that's probably what he based it off, because he was never raped.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Singh'sSpot » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:06 am

You know I'm surprised he hasn't done one of those food challenges where the person stuffs themselves full of food, like badlandchugs. Might as well say fuck it to the weight loss surgery.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:39 am

I'd watch him stuff his face full of cyanide.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:03 pm

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:06 am
You know I'm surprised he hasn't done one of those food challenges where the person stuffs themselves full of food, like badlandchugs. Might as well say fuck it to the weight loss surgery.
He'd be a good fit for the mukbang/feeder youtube clique, except that a) he's not female and b) it would destroy all his lies about losing weight and exercising soooo much.
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>trump: yeah ban x
>liberal: no bro x is awesome

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Wed Oct 23, 2019 2:16 pm

Singh'sSpot wrote:
Wed Oct 23, 2019 3:06 am
Might as well say fuck it to the weight loss surgery.
He did, but he needs to continue acting like a hero to his remaining audience cult, so he will never admin it publically. In this case, it's the conman in him acting out, and any good conman will never admit that they're lying and will fight tooth and nails for their right to scam people.
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