Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

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How long will he live?

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25%
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93
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62
9%
50
114
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80, I'm delusional
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34%
 
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Vaporwear » Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:17 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
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Here is the most recent one. Notice how much mess in this cholesterol lair of his, random junk just lying around.

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Oh my God this is AFTER the surgery? Hahaha he's gonna dead in about 5 years.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:23 am

We can only hope so. And as a good pathological liar, he continues to claim he walks 15 thousand steps per day...

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There is no fucking way in hell this sad blob can walk that much - it's much more likely that he either straps it to his dog, or to his arms as he's flapping around and chugging sodas. Keep up with the lies, Steven - your body can't take much more, no matter how much money you have, you can't buy yourself a new one.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Complicity » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:07 am

No matter how much he walks, his next meal will obliterate any result.
He should just drop dead already
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:35 am

That's what people say in return, but I simply don't believe that he walks this fucking much to begin with, he's not capable of that, unless his legs have already been cut off and replaced by mechanical ones. I know it's asking too much from the retards at Sam and Tolki, but I don't think I've ever seen anyone question this, and they pick apart the most mundane stuff he does. At least someone at Kiwi's was smart enough to doubt it.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:29 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:23 am
We can only hope so. And as a good pathological liar, he continues to claim he walks 15 thousand steps per day...

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There is no fucking way in hell this sad blob can walk that much - it's much more likely that he either straps it to his dog, or to his arms as he's flapping around and chugging sodas. Keep up with the lies, Steven - your body can't take much more, no matter how much money you have, you can't buy yourself a new one.
On the basis that a person of average height has a stride length of between 2.1 to 2.5 feet, we can say that approximately 2,000 - 2,500 walking/jogging steps make up a mile. This means that 10,000 steps convert to between 4 and 5 miles, with average stride length.
So Boogie wants us to believe he walks more than 7 miles? In what? A day? Fuck no. Obvious lie. Even a lot of normal people don't walk 7 miles in one day. Plenty of fit people can and do, but tons of burgers who weigh 200 pounds less than Boogie still couldn't walk that far in a day.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:38 pm

It's him shaking about the fitness strap while he's trying to jerk off his micro penis.
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Poonoo » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:26 pm

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 5:48 pm
Here is the most recent one. Notice how much mess in this cholesterol lair of his, random junk just lying around.

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That picture sums up corporate America's ideal consumer. He buys nothing but cheap plastic crap marked up 1000% and eats nothing but processed shit and fast food that is mass produced at low cost and high profit. He's a American hero
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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by RedLine » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:11 pm

Poonoo wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:26 pm
He's a American hero
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He's basically a Purple Heart veteran.

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Guest » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:19 pm

Why does the fat fuck have 2 seperate zelda master swords just laying around? How many props does one need

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Re: Boogie1488: The Fats of our Lives

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:38 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:19 pm
Why does the fat fuck have 2 seperate zelda master swords just laying around? How many props does one need
Don't try to understand it. His doctor thought he'd have a vagina that's how low his test levels are. His need for compensation would make manlets feel good about themselves.
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