Guest wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 6:57 pmSo, we're still pretending she isn't a juicy piece of ass?
Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
That's a very flattering crop that leaves out her box physiology. She's shaped like a fucking rectangle from the neck down.
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You can see how old her skin is under the foundation. Pretty bad.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
Please, people, spoiler that shit. I just ate a big meal and don't want to throw it up
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
Hey, same rules as that transfaggot thread. You click it, you better expect disgusting shit on every page.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
But muh triggers. Muh PTSD. Muh Safe Spaces
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
A fridge full of ham and cheese.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Sep 14, 2019 8:06 pmThat's a very flattering crop that leaves out her box physiology. She's shaped like a fucking rectangle from the neck down.
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I just don't get how she continues to get men to fuck her. I mean, there's thirsty and then there's whatever you'd have to be to fuck her
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
A total cuck that likes to get humiliated. Plenty of pray in the comic and indie gaym scene. She knows where she can find idiots to destroy. Though, joke's on her as she's never been more than a whore and won't surpass that.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 12:38 amI just don't get how she continues to get men to fuck her. I mean, there's thirsty and then there's whatever you'd have to be to fuck her
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide
I don't think she cares. Being a whore has gotten her to some pretty high places in life, least of all the fucking UN. It will probably also get her killed one day but foresight and planning were never a strong suit for her.Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sun Sep 15, 2019 1:22 amThough, joke's on her as she's never been more than a whore and won't surpass that.
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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