Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:06 am

Does someone at DC want to get forced to an hero?

Christ, kill a cuck, get a job. What a world to live in.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:16 am

I really don't see this going well for them
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:19 am

BAYSED Chelsea Van Valkenberg will literally kill capeshit.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:19 am

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How did this bloke kill himself? Thing is that there's not really anything Law Enforcement can do unless she actually facilitated his suicide, like for example by giving him a gun. Even telling him to kill himself wouldn't be enough, that's how difficult it is to meet the criminal burden.
Legally, there's nothing she's done wrong that she could get punished for realistically. A false accusation of just about anything is pretty much never investigated when the accused an heroed. You won't find a jury that will all agree on her guilt because there will always be too many that will take the suicide as an admittance of guilt. You also won't get any further statements from the dead so just about every attorney would advise against that lawsuit.
Sucks, but that's the way it is.

I also agree with you that his cunt sister will regret her current stance. Not only will that SJW shit go out of style eventually and with a vengeance, she'll end up as a bitter old cunt like Lupa.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by mad bum » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:01 am

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Sep 13, 2019 4:14 am

mad bum wrote:
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Is that a bitchute embed video?
Yes. It's the way of the future, lad.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:51 am

Kugelfisch wrote:
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You won't find a jury that will all agree on her guilt because there will always be too many that will take the suicide as an admittance of guilt.
Irrelevant. All you'd need to prove is that this bloke wouldn't have killed himself if it weren't for the acts of Chelsea Van Valkenberg. The claimant would also need to claim damages. Here

As you can see, the burden is much lower for a civil case

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Sep 13, 2019 5:57 am

Huh. Thought I was logged in.

I'll add that whether Chelsea Van Valkenberg's accusations were true or false would probably be moot in this case. Although the fact that she flagrantly and maliciously lied can only help the plaintiff, if this guy's parents were to bring suit
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:32 am

The only thing she's guilty of is making dicks hard.

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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Keith Chegwin » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:53 am

I'd have to find her 'Not Guilty' because looking at her I not only lose my erection but my lunch too
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