Flustered Fernando and the Seven Pesos

[Tony Schiavone]

Do we get some eating streams (dunno how they're called again) as well?

Stop giving these people ideas on how to be lazier.

[Some Sick Fuck]

Joe can finally follow his true bro dude destiny.

More like douche bro fantasy.

To we get some eating streams (dunno how they're called again) as well?

Mukbangs. A thing where (usualy) an obese degenerate stuffs their face in front of a camera for fucking hours and an audience of even bigger degenerates watches them and listens to the disgusting sounds they make. It's the most retarded and pathetic thing ever invented, which isn't surprising because it apparently originated from Korea.

Joe could totally do that. He has the audience of retards to support that and lacks self awareness to such level that it would be easy for him.

[GitGud]

Mukbangs. A thing where (usualy) an obese degenerate stuffs their face in front of a camera for fucking hours and an audience of even bigger degenerates watches them and listens to the disgusting sounds they make. It's the most retarded and pathetic thing ever invented, which isn't surprising because it apparently originated from Korea.

I see you watched a Boogie Stream.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I haven't looked into his streams in probably over a year, with the exception of random clips with the best of his worst of course, but I think what prevents him from doing that kind of crap is that he would have to give up yet another part of his "nice guy" persona.

It's a bit more difficult to lie about calories intake when you record yourself eating crap for hours versus when you talk about your team of doctors concluding that you are a half human, half plant and you just don't need calories to sustain yourself, so you can't lose any weight.

And even if he really didn't care, it would be too much work. No, opening MTG card packs is where it's at with Booger, the most exciting entertainment you can get, if you're braindead.

[Le Redditeur]

Mukbangs. A thing where (usualy) an obese degenerate stuffs their face in front of a camera for fucking hours and an audience of even bigger degenerates watches them and listens to the disgusting sounds they make. It's the most retarded and pathetic thing ever invented, which isn't surprising because it apparently originated from Korea.

I see you watched a Boogie Stream.

That also sounds like a perfect description of DSP Tries It.

[Moe Bitches]

Yeah but at least his shit for what I can remember wasn't half a fucking hour. Yes, half an hour of some lady eating a lobster.
I only know this because when I was still in high school some girl in my class talked about it and wanted to show what it was. And it was just fat fucks eating, some for what I've heard don't even really have commentary.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Commentary would just ruin the ASMR effect.

[Moe Bitches]

Commentary would just ruin the ASMR effect.

Alright well most people watch/listen to ASMR because they want to get off. Listening to people eat is softcore shit.

[Kugelfisch]

Mukbangs. A thing where (usualy) an obese degenerate stuffs their face in front of a camera for fucking hours and an audience of even bigger degenerates watches them and listens to the disgusting sounds they make. It's the most retarded and pathetic thing ever invented, which isn't surprising because it apparently originated from Korea.

It's actually supposed to be a cute girl and none of that disgusting noise shit either but burgers had to go and ruin something that wasn't ever good to begin with.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

It's because burgers are fatter and more disgusting in general :3