Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
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Linky dosen't know a lot of things.
He dosen't know that his asshole is an exit and not an entry.
He dosen't know that his asshole is an exit and not an entry.
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One-way doors are a social constructs.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky
You know what, I reckon he doesn't get pegged. Think about it, it requires a lot of prep work and can be very painful for the receiver. The first time Iron Liz stuck a finger up there he probably cried like a bitch.Guest wrote: ↑Sun Sep 08, 2019 7:03 pmLinky dosen't know a lot of things.
He dosen't know that his asshole is an exit and not an entry.
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To be fair she has huge ass hands
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Its almost mlike he's a man or something.
Also,
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If using a pronoun lets me get more inside dirt, I'll use a fucking pronoun.
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Damn, think about that.
Maybe they used a "Adapter Gay" for his first time Harambre Rodeo. Wat an Craigslist entry that could be. " Searching a little peckered friend for sexual adventures for me and my man. Must be willing to be sandwiched between me and my man so he can start getting a feeling for some back door luving. His spincer is still in allmost perfect condition and i dont wanna break it on the first try. Your job would be to recive my dick in your ass while sticking your dick inside him. Yo will be our AssFuckAdapter. Answer the Ad if you think you can handle the task"
Just image beeing sandwiched between Linky (while he is in doggy position) and Nigger Shlong Harambre, her man hands on your ass cheeks. She rails you and every stroke wanders trought your hips in linkys ass so his cheeks throw small waves that travel all over his fat sweatty body.from behind you hear a wild animalistic grunt and from your front comes a lustfull whisper that sounds like a gay mouse.
Maybe they used a "Adapter Gay" for his first time Harambre Rodeo. Wat an Craigslist entry that could be. " Searching a little peckered friend for sexual adventures for me and my man. Must be willing to be sandwiched between me and my man so he can start getting a feeling for some back door luving. His spincer is still in allmost perfect condition and i dont wanna break it on the first try. Your job would be to recive my dick in your ass while sticking your dick inside him. Yo will be our AssFuckAdapter. Answer the Ad if you think you can handle the task"
Just image beeing sandwiched between Linky (while he is in doggy position) and Nigger Shlong Harambre, her man hands on your ass cheeks. She rails you and every stroke wanders trought your hips in linkys ass so his cheeks throw small waves that travel all over his fat sweatty body.from behind you hear a wild animalistic grunt and from your front comes a lustfull whisper that sounds like a gay mouse.
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Nothing as far as i know
I will return when i the times are dire.
"I had this nurse yesterday who was super careful giving me morphine and she sais "this could kill 4 of me lols"
That was fun.
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He's a creative writer
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