April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I'm not so sure with the fans of INs.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I'm not especially familiar with Illinois law but I'm wondering if Spoony dies would April be able to claim control of the house and that's the only reason she is "staying" with him?
However they have been able to do it the mortgage and taxes are current on the property and Spoony put in a decent down payment when he bought it. So even though I doubt April's shirt-folding jobs would cover the future mortgage/taxes the house is almost definitely worth more than what is owed. So she still could sell it and pocket a decent amount.
However they have been able to do it the mortgage and taxes are current on the property and Spoony put in a decent down payment when he bought it. So even though I doubt April's shirt-folding jobs would cover the future mortgage/taxes the house is almost definitely worth more than what is owed. So she still could sell it and pocket a decent amount.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I don't think either of the two thinks that far ahead into the future. She has a nice, comfy house right now, and that might just be all that matters.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I remember a few years ago she shouted on facebook how she hated the rumors about Noah using patreon money to buy his house. She said he bought it with his retirement fund, but that had to be a lie Noah told her. Dude's been self employed for most of his life so where would this money from the "retirement fund" come from? And where did the patreon money go, if not on the mortgage? He sure as fuck wasn't spending it on producing Spoony videos.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Which is pretty pathetic, and is also probably how April justifies it to herself, that she deserves to live there because she keeps things clean[citation needed], takes care of the dog[citation needed] and helps keep her loser "boyfriend" from dying from his sheer inability to take care of himself. But that's some bare minimum bullshit and she knows it, any halfway decent man would've kicked her out for being useless at everything except as a thing to fuck, which any halfway decent man would make her do on a nightly basis until finally tossing her useless ass out the door.Keith Chegwin wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2019 8:33 amWhy would he kick her out?
See, the thing is, she doesn't contribute almost nothing. From what we've seen, she at least makes sure the dog gets walked and the house is relatively tidy, and that pocket change is probably at least enough to keep them fed. Spoony would be absolutely fucking retarded to kick her out. If he kicked her out he'd probably end up dead within a month
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
No way, she's clearly not some master planner biding her time before the house WILL FINALLY BE HERS AND ALSO THE DOG TOO HAHAHAHA. Considering her original master plan was to hitch herself to any Channel Awesome dude that she could dig her rapey orc claws into at some convention (man did she pick poorly), it's clear she pretty much figured that Spoony would take care of her for life, even if they aren't remotely romantically involved anymore and he sure as hell doesn't get any pussy from her.
She clearly never considered the possibility that her love eternal would turn out to be a useless loser who's an even bigger failure at life than she is. So she's stuck there, unwilling to look for anything better because it's a house and she's grown comfortable living there but also probably worrying about the day she'll be forced to leave when the house gets foreclosed on. Essentially Spoony ruined her "And they all lived happily ever after" fairy tale fantasy but hey she still gets to live in a house and play Skyrim, so that's close enough for her.
I can imagine her overriding fear is having to move out and live with her parents again, cause that's when her bubble will finally burst and she'll have to face the reality of her failed existence: that she's a loser who accomplished nothing in her 5 or 6 years of living with the person once known as the Spoonyone except get fat and "work" as an unpaid maid.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Some of her tweets show the inside of the house. It looks tidy
There's some photographic evidence she took the dog to the park. Also we can safely assune Noah doesn't and since Oreo is still alive, someone is feeding her.takes care of the dog[citation needed]
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Well fuck fine, but that's still some minimum effort bullshit, especially because Noah Antwhiler stays in his nasty room all day and none of the other rooms get used anyway.
Yeah, she walks the dog, probably because she finds Oreo to be a better companion than Noah and even she knows that staying at home all day will drive you fucking crazy.
Honestly it's clear all she ever wanted to be was a homemaker. Work a part-time low effort job mostly to socialize, clean up the house, walk the dog, give the man of the house an obligatory blowjob after a hard day of editing videos, play Skyrim, that was her goal in life. Which isn't a bad thing, but her major mistake was choosing Noah Antwhiler, who I don't think is anything remotely like a man at all.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Yeah, I remember that and I remember thinking 'what retirement fund? Retirement from what?'
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑Sat Mar 21, 2020 2:05 amImagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Well let's unpack this. At the height of his popularity:
* Ad money from his then popular videos
* $5k a month Paymetron (at it's peak)
* Lived with brother
* Probably didn't pay rent
* Certainly from the wreck video wasn't buying fancy cars
* Fan donated his Adobe Master Suite
* No expensive gear really
* Possibly had a trust fund, or other money from parents when he came of age
* House cost $250k, 20% down would be 50k
Saving up for 5 years he easily could have done 50k if not more. Easily.
* Ad money from his then popular videos
* $5k a month Paymetron (at it's peak)
* Lived with brother
* Probably didn't pay rent
* Certainly from the wreck video wasn't buying fancy cars
* Fan donated his Adobe Master Suite
* No expensive gear really
* Possibly had a trust fund, or other money from parents when he came of age
* House cost $250k, 20% down would be 50k
Saving up for 5 years he easily could have done 50k if not more. Easily.
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