Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

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Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:39 pm

So, Zoe basically #meagain'd the autistic guy who made Night in the Woods, just for the hell of it, that furry walking sim and things begun to spiral out of control :

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2019/08/ ... f-assault/

Later :

https://twitter.com/NightInTheWoods/sta ... 9756314625

Today :

https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/08/31 ... sault-dies
So, Zoe managed to suicide an autistic Cucknadian kid just for the hell of it.I doubt she would go and rot in jail but here's hoping.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:44 pm

Miscarriage of Acchild must be at his hardest right now. Traps couldn't make him this excited.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:47 pm

Chelsea Van Valkenberg's fucked-up mind wrote:If only this worked so well with others...
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Aug 31, 2019 7:57 pm

Zoe is another one besides Marzgurl that should get hit by a fucking bus.
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Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:21 pm

You are being way too harsh on the poor bus. It doesn't deserve to be put out of commision.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by Rapeculture » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:23 pm

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You are being way too harsh on the poor bus. It doesn't deserve to be put out of commision.
I would give that bus a hero's funeral and press F, with a single tear rolling down my cheek.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:35 pm

The bitch does know that she'll eventually get herself killed that way, right? Some dude will snap in a different way and not just off himself.
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Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:40 pm

There wasn't even an investigation. Most of these SJWs assume this suicide may be a guilt confirmation.

Zoey is probably going to keep doing this until she finds her ass in court.
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Post by ban » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:44 pm

If someone offs Zoe, he better off this insensitive cunt as well. Get fucked transcuck.
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Re: Chelsea Van Valkenberg slam dunked a suicide

Post by RAPEMAN » Sat Aug 31, 2019 8:49 pm

LOL even in death he was a cuck. Also, nice sister for the SJW cause.
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