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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:09 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:14 pm
RedLine wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:14 am
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Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:01 am
Somone from this board has to cuck Spoony.
$800 to any DHI member that delivers proof of sex with April.
$1000 for proof of sex with Lupa.
$1200 for proof of sex with Laura.
$9 for proof of sex with Roses.
*All values in Guyanese Dollars
Could buy like 10 tacos with that 9 dollars, then run before Roses beats you to death to steal them from you.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:56 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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*All values in Guyanese Dollars
Nailing Brad's young wife is worth more than £5 mein Fuhrer.
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Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 25, 2019 2:38 pm

Keith Chegwin wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:56 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:14 pm
*All values in Guyanese Dollars
Nailing Brad's young wife is worth more than £5 mein Fuhrer.
Brad lets you do it for free if he's allowed to be in the next room over and listen. No need to pay a guy here for doing so.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:49 am

Why do these people talk like this? Is it clever to them? Just say it's humid outside and walk away. Better yet, realize no one cares and don't bother.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Thu Aug 22, 2019 4:20 am

It wasn't even that hot today on the east coast.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Thu Aug 22, 2019 5:52 am

It's because she's insane.

Also; walk your dog properly, you cunt. Letting it hang around the backyard is in fact NOT taking good care of it.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:50 am

Her idea of clever writing is calling your fantasy place "Dragonkeep in Dragontown". Her tweets are of similar cleverness.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Aug 22, 2019 3:55 pm

It's her attempt to be "quirky".
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Dingus Bajingus » Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:42 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Her idea of clever writing is calling your fantasy place "Dragonkeep in Dragontown". Her tweets are of similar cleverness.
Motherfuck, I totally forgot about that. Didn't she say that she sometimes spends large chunks of her day just thinking up names for fantasy shit, followed immediately by something like that? Showing off the fact that the fruit of those efforts was "Dragoncrown", the capital of "Dragonfell"? In any sane world, those would be called "CITY (REPLACE LATER)" and "PROVINCE (REPLACE LATER)".

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Aug 22, 2019 11:23 pm

Dingus Bajingus wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 7:42 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Aug 22, 2019 9:50 am
Her idea of clever writing is calling your fantasy place "Dragonkeep in Dragontown". Her tweets are of similar cleverness.
Motherfuck, I totally forgot about that. Didn't she say that she sometimes spends large chunks of her day just thinking up names for fantasy shit, followed immediately by something like that? Showing off the fact that the fruit of those efforts was "Dragoncrown", the capital of "Dragonfell"? In any sane world, those would be called "CITY (REPLACE LATER)" and "PROVINCE (REPLACE LATER)".
She's about as creative in naming stuff as the Smurfs. Maybe even less.
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