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[Guest]

I lost all my watches in my buddies asses.

[Big Brown Titties]

If you're watch is too big and heavy you need to look for another watch because it's not big and heavy enough. Seriously, a man's watch needs to be badass. You aren't a girl, you're a fucking man. Strap that weight to your non-fapping arm and watch your forearm GROW.

[Kugelfisch]

Thas rite! I love my G-Shock Mudmaster GWG-1000. 56mm, fuckers! Wristlets need not apply!

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Tell me again how 42mm is too large for your child-sized wrists. Maybe a Flik Flak is more your speed.

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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A manly watch should be big enough to serve as a henshin device.

For being so outdated it's funny that more than half the people I see walking around have one.

But how many of those are connected to a phone? And how many are effectively phones themselves?

[Kugelfisch]

But how many of those are connected to a phone? And how many are effectively phones themselves?

Almost none of them. You rarely see smartwatches here. You'll figure out quickly why if you've ever had one. They stop being convenient very quickly when you realize you have to charge the thing all the time. Yet another item you have to remember to charge that hogs a socket.
Plus, they are extra double gay. A guy with a smartwatch is the slightly less obnoxious version of a guy that always wears a bluetooth headset.

[Guest]

I miss the Google Glass. Being able to take butt pictures of every chick I meet seems like a dream! What is this wonderful future we live in?!

Anyway, I was messing around on my tablet and discovered it will connect to any Xfinity hotspot without a password. Was up late watching some serious tranny straight porn, but when I left my apartment this afternoon there was an Xfinity truck sitting fifty feet away. I think they're trying to catch me!

[Guest]

Thas rite! I love my G-Shock Mudmaster GWG-1000. 56mm, fuckers! Wristlets need not apply!

GWG-1000-1AER.jpg

Tell me again how 42mm is too large for your child-sized wrists. Maybe a Flik Flak is more your speed.

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I want that watch, now!

The flik flak reminds me of Tom Hanks' Mickey Mouse watch in Inferno. It's supposed to be sentimental and add to his character, but a grown man wearing a child's watch just came off gay as hell. Felicity Jones had more testosterone than he did.

[Moe Bitches]

Google glass was dead on arrival because you look like a complete fuckwit wearing it.
Also I too had a Mickey Mouse watch when I was a little kid handed down by my crackhead criminal of a grandfather that he probably stolen, and I thought it was lame and got rid of it. This was before iPhones became more mainstream mind you.

[Kugelfisch]

The flik flak reminds me of Tom Hanks' Mickey Mouse watch in Inferno. It's supposed to be sentimental and add to his character, but a grown man wearing a child's watch just came off gay as hell. Felicity Jones had more testosterone than he did.

Funnily enough, my first watch actually was a Flik Flak. The same model as the one in the image but in green. I must've been 6 or 7 at that point. I later got a G-Shock but have no clue what model.

[ban]

A manly watch should be big enough to serve as a henshin device.

My man, the only watches I ever need.