DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Guest]

Multiplayer is also free on PC, which is a massive plus for fightan gaymes.

I honestly forgot that you actually have to pay for Piss Plus and Eggsbox Live. I thought payan over you're internet bell was stupid in the OG Xbox days.

[rabidtictac]

Pig had another CHILL black out gameplay session today, where he screamed and ranted about every topic under the sun, most especially teh ebil trolz. Don't know why he was so mad. Maybe his bank account is overdrawn again. He wasn't even playing the game, just sitting there on the start menu screaming about trolls.

[Kugelfisch]

Why doesn't he just stream mobile games? It's the only thing he really enjoys.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He wasn't even playing the game, just sitting there on the start menu screaming about trolls.

Just remember: Every minute spent on screaming about trolls is a minute he doesn't have to spent playing a game.

I never thought of the PC as a fightan console since nips hate computers and the only native PC fighting franchises are kinos like Melty Blood.

FTFY.

[rabidtictac]

He wasn't even playing the game, just sitting there on the start menu screaming about trolls.

Just remember: Every minute spent on screaming about trolls is a minute he doesn't have to spent playing a game.

It's really obvious at this point that he fucking hates playing games. He takes every opportunity to stall and draw out booting up a game. He'll do a, no joke, 90 minute fucking prestream and then, when he finally boots the game up, he'll sit there on the start menu reading shoutouts or bitching about trolls. Anything to avoid playing.

[Guest]

I hate playing video games. Know what I did? I didn't make playing them my "job."

[mad bum]

He can play whatever fucking game he wants and still gather an audience, he should be lucky there's fags who can only play one game for hours a day because they wouldn't have an audience otherwise.

[rabidtictac]

He can play whatever fucking game he wants and still gather an audience, he should be lucky there's fags who can only play one game for hours a day because they wouldn't have an audience otherwise.

Sure... If you mean he can play whatever game he wants and have 200 viewers. Because that's what he gets when he plays Judgment, Yakuza, Dragon Quest 11, Dragon Quest Builders 2, etc. There are plenty of games this pig tries to force into his CHILL STREAM meme that his fans think are fucking boring as shit. The only reason those games stay around is because DSP likes them and 4ish paypigs will bankroll the playthroughs.

He only really draws a crowd when he's playing a hypefag game or he's fucking up. He'll get viewers for Nioh 2 because people want to see him suffer. He's bitched about this in the past, but that's the audience he has. Even his fans prefer it when he's sucking and raging.

[rpgworm]

He would make so much money if he just p´layed fighting games and opened up paid slots for games...

Sure, every new day would be a new humiliating one... bu that's everyday for Phil anyway, so why not cash in?

Fuck, I would be very temped to have a game with him.

[MegaNigger]

The last fighting game I played was Brawl back in 2011. I could body Phil in anything, and even if I didnt, I'd just prep him for a real humiliation right after.