YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:42 pm

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I think I'll just watch The Holy Mountain tomorrow, just to see how it compares to Eraserhead. Is it shit? I bet it's shit.
That's Jodorowsky though. I've never seen any of his movies though, but I've seen his salty rant about capitalism in that documentary about his Dune adaptation that never got made.

The only Arranovsky films I've seen were Black Swan and Noah pretentious nonsense. I barely remember Black Swan, but Noah was garbage.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:45 pm

Black Swan is just Perfect Blue with yuri action.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Aug 03, 2019 11:58 pm

>yuri
>3DPD


C'mon, man. That's dykes. Like waifus, yuri can only exist in 2D.

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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Guest » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:32 am

I can't get into even 2D yuri.
Something is wrong with people who obsess over yuri, like they're so afraid of penises because they can't admit they're gay. Like Dobson.
There was at least a chance that the Kyoanus hero was a yurifag that was mad when Hibike Euphonium made the MC like penises and cum.

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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:46 am

Yuri is degenerate trash for Movieblobs.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Aug 04, 2019 5:20 am

Yuri is gay, therefore I can't fuck with it.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:35 am

The only higher form of animu kino than yuri involves tentacles.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by MegaNigger » Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:39 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:35 am
The only higher form of animu kino than yuri involves tentacles.
For every gaifu a waifu, and every hentai-hole a tentacle.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Aug 04, 2019 8:06 am

The true kino starts at a higher tentacle ratio, which is also where its true superiority over the gaifu is revealed.
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Re: YMS: The Pretentious Furfag Movie Critic

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:52 pm

Guest wrote:
Sat Aug 03, 2019 3:42 pm
Kugelfisch wrote:
Thu Aug 01, 2019 12:39 am
I think I'll just watch The Holy Mountain tomorrow, just to see how it compares to Eraserhead. Is it shit? I bet it's shit.
That's Jodorowsky though. I've never seen any of his movies though, but I've seen his salty rant about capitalism in that documentary about his Dune adaptation that never got made.

The only Arranovsky films I've seen were Black Swan and Noah pretentious nonsense. I barely remember Black Swan, but Noah was garbage.
I guess I'll see. I've got time this evening so I'll watch it. Just got to get some booze first. :lol:
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