April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:10 pm

Rushy wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:24 pm
 I'd love it if she poked holes into Spoony's condoms and got a baby. And then Noah would finally be forced to make videos again or face a mother's wrath.
And he'd be shitting himself on Twitter.

Do it for internet nobody history, April!
Spoony would just panic and have even more #depression and be even more "unable" to film or do anything else. rApril would sign up for them welfare checks. Also, that poor kid. Imagine being Spoony and rApril's spawn and having to grow up in that house with the tree branch in the yard and both parents neglecting you for Skyrim sex mods and Twitter politisperging while you slowly drown in your diaper shit. Why would you wish such a thing on some unborn child Rushy, you sick twisted man?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:28 pm

Oh, so Spoony is adept of THE FINGER IN THE BUM! technique? No wonder the ladies are crazy for him.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:01 am

Anyone live in the area? Somone from this board has to cuck Spoony.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:09 am

Our neighborhood psycho kigarumi was going to go there during the court case, which would of been hilarious considering he didn't show.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by RedLine » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:14 am

Guest wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:01 am
 Somone from this board has to cuck Spoony.
$800 to any DHI member that delivers proof of sex with April.
$1000 for proof of sex with Lupa.
$1200 for proof of sex with Laura.
$9 for proof of sex with Roses.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:18 am

RedLine wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:14 am
Guest wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:01 am
 Somone from this board has to cuck Spoony.
$800 to any DHI member that delivers proof of sex with April.
$1000 for proof of sex with Lupa.
$1200 for proof of sex with Laura.
$9 for proof of sex with Roses.
Does it have to be consensual?
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Wed Jul 24, 2019 3:26 am

RedLine wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:14 am
Guest wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:01 am
 Somone from this board has to cuck Spoony.
$800 to any DHI member that delivers proof of sex with April.
$1000 for proof of sex with Lupa.
$1200 for proof of sex with Laura.
$9 for proof of sex with Roses.
You then should pay out LIFE, because it fucked them all in the ass.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:41 am

Le Redditeur wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:28 pm
 Oh, so Spoony is adept of THE FINGER IN THE BUM! technique?
No... he saw someone else's story online and claimed it happened to him.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Keith Chegwin » Wed Jul 24, 2019 7:42 am

Rushy wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 23, 2019 12:24 pm
 I'd love it if she poked holes into Spoony's condoms and got a baby. And then Noah would finally be forced to make videos again or face a mother's wrath.
And he'd be shitting himself on Twitter.

Do it for internet nobody history, April!
I love how you think that Spoony's weak seed could impregnate anybody
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 Imagine spending a billion US dollars to be a loser. Could've watched animu and be one for free.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 24, 2019 1:14 pm

RedLine wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:14 am
Guest wrote: ↑
Wed Jul 24, 2019 2:01 am
 Somone from this board has to cuck Spoony.
$800 to any DHI member that delivers proof of sex with April.
$1000 for proof of sex with Lupa.
$1200 for proof of sex with Laura.
$9 for proof of sex with Roses.
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