Yeah, but
A) He's a man. It's more acceptable for us men to be ugly
There's a limit. People more often than not get together with other people of comparable attractiveness. See the beat bitch he went for instead as proof.
and
B) He doesn't wear layers of make-up so thick that it's like a fucking mask. Bitch knew he was an ugly motherfucker from the second they met, whereas ProJerkit didn't find out until he woke up beside her the next morning.
And then he went ahead and wifed her. It's not like he got tricked into that. He didn't get hit by a bus, he's the dude that got roda rolla'd by Austin Powers.
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And then he went ahead and wifed her. It's not like he got tricked into that. He didn't get hit by a bus, he's the dude that got roda rolla'd by Austin Powers.
She's a solid four or lower but she can make herself look like a six or seven. Of course he wifed her. His ego loves having faggots say 'OMG look at Jared's wife, she's so hot'. I believe mad bum even claimed she was really hot at one point.
I knew mumkey was retarded, but how retarded do you have to be to risk your relationship like that. If youre gonna cheat on your girlfriend, do it with someone actually hot like jane goodall, not an insane furry whos more of a loser then mumkey. Now if you need me im gonna go back to my mansion with a dozen beautiful jane goodall cosplayers(and not sit in the corner of another boring livestream)
Hopefully this is actually Mumkey posting as his alter ego. His repressed disgust at his own idiocy caused him to develop a split personality who will post on DHI from now on.
I hope this is some Norman Bates situation, except with Jumkey in place of his dead mother.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
-Yours Truly
Imagine giving up that ass for some furfag even if they are both crazy. Mumkey can't kill himself soon enough.
You do know that Jackie wasn't banging Mumkey, right? At least not that we know of. She's banging his Puerto Rican druggie Chris Brown impersonating ex-friend who looks like ERod.
Imagine giving up that ass for some furfag even if they are both crazy. Mumkey can't kill himself soon enough.
You do know that Jackie wasn't banging Mumkey, right? At least not that we know of. She's banging his Puerto Rican druggie Chris Brown impersonating ex-friend who looks like ERod.
I figured this was that sheep person, I don't keep track with all these fucks.
