Cracked is crumbling

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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:47 am

Man Seanbaby drank the kool-aid? I didn’t read a ton of cracked but used to like his rest of the crap segment at the end of EGM magazine
I’m getting too old for this shitposting.

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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Guest » Wed Jul 17, 2019 11:53 am

I think he might have a kid or something. Nothing cucks a man more.
He Spoonied out and also posts dumb comic book and wrestling bullshit nobody cares about.

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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Moe Bitches » Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:22 pm

So, I looked at his gay advice article and...
He said that he's a straight man. Ha, that's funnier than any of the articles Cracked posts now. It seems like a projection of his gay fantasies. And yeah Cracked seems to be censoring stuff now which is bullshit, I remember being a little boy looking up those bootleg toy articles and seeing how far it has fell is depressing to say the least.
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Kugelfisch » Thu Jul 18, 2019 12:05 pm

He has swung aaaaall the way to the left right when this whole shit started, many years before Trump even, before Gamer Gate was even a term. He flipped as fast as Charlie Brooker.
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 19, 2019 5:37 am

Charlie wanted smelly paki pussy.

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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 19, 2019 1:44 pm

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Charlie wanted smelly paki pussy.
And to keep writing for the Guardian.
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Guest » Fri Jul 19, 2019 4:40 pm

And yet the Grauniad only values writers who'll break the Official Secrets Act for it. So still a bad decision.

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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Jul 19, 2019 10:23 pm

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So still a bad decision.
Oh I never said it was a good decision in any way. Writing for any anglo paper is a bad decision right from the start.
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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Guru Larry » Sat Jul 20, 2019 5:25 am

SeanBaby's best years were when he used to make fun of kids writing into Nintendo Power on his site. His recent stuff is just phoned in to pay the billth.

BTW you know he was responsible for the "Atari Jaguar isn't 64-bit, its 32-bit" lie? Atari wouldn't let him keep his review console when he worked at EGM, so out of butthurt made up a load of false shit about them out of spite to affect sales, then promoted the 32X over it as a superior system. (doing a video on it ATM)

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Re: Cracked is crumbling

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jul 20, 2019 2:09 pm

I didn't even know that he was a game journo fuck. Makes sense, I guess.
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